You might be a redneck if ...

[Camelot Farms]

I put on a denim work shirt over top on cold mornings....does that count?

 

[Whirlwind]

Your Thanksgiving guests arrive and say "We're hear, we brought the beer and the shot gun shells"

true story.

 

[SarahFair]

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Sounds like a blast!

 

[thecochincoop]

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Sounds like a blast!

I agree why cant my thanksgiving dinners be that much fun

 

[WalkingWolf]

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Sounds like a blast!

I agree why cant my thanksgiving dinners be that much fun

We always hunted on turkey day

And on Xmass too

No football games for us on New Years day

 

[StupidBird]

You might be a redneck if...
Your DS and DH dare DS's Thai girlfriend to eat a pepper out of the garden (girl's well known for doing some major hot sauce) and it is so hot even she gets burnt and sick from it. (heirloom peter pepper, btw).

....Your other DS brings home "valuable stuff" they're throwing out at work because someday he'll figure out what it is and use it.

...if you have a waiting list of women who want the next black rat snake you catch in the coop (dental assistant, vet assistant...)

...if you've ever been dressed so "interesting" for yard work that when you step out from behind the bush you not only scare the guy walking down the street but his big dog too.

 

[Whirlwind]

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I agree why cant my thanksgiving dinners be that much fun

We always hunted on turkey day

And on Xmass too

No football games for us on New Years day

We always shoot skeet anytime we all get together, no matter what holiday. You can not imagine the shotgun shells on the ground. guess I sould......

" You make christmas light covers from the shotgun shells you used on Thanksgiving Day as a family keepsake.

 

[gritsar]

I'm not a redneck. I'm a country bumpkin (says so in my title). My DH is a redneck. He finds my coop boots worn with purple PJs strangely appealing.

 

[Blue Skys]

Your mother in law asks if you are...

 

[Iowa Roo Mom]

The first thing to stain the floor mats in your new car was chicken poop.

I'm also guilty of wearing bib overall's to lunch with friends, meetings at work, grocery shopping, etc.

What I don't understand is why people say "redneck" like it's a bad thing! 'Round here we're proud to be country!!!