You might be a redneck if ...

[Iowa Roo Mom]

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Ah yes... and I might add that deer season is now less than a month away. Yum Yum!!!

 

[GaNewChick]

If your dog backs up to a tree to poop.

 

[Holly O]

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I like it!

Did they Help?

 

[bgelber]

Here's a couple all involving the daughter.

You buy a farm, said daughter and husband find a deer crossing sign in the barn and now said sign is over daughters bed. ( After she cleaned of course!)

When she was about two,we went to Wal-mart at Christmas timeand this is when Barney was huge and my child in the loudest voice she has says and I quote " Moma can you buy me a Barney so we can take him home and bake him". You would not believe the looks of horror I them received.

 

[cw]

if there is more then chicken poop on your front porch

 

[Dar]

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aww thats so cute...

 

[silkieluver_07]

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Ah yes... and I might add that deer season is now less than a month away. Yum Yum!!!

I can't wait for hunting season to get here!

 

[stethomps]

If you tell your kids to stop peeing off of the deck, and to go use the pee tree.

 

[first time farmer]

You might be a redneck if your idea of a date is going to the truck pull at the county fair.(and yes i am doing that on sunday lol)

 

[Kristin Brown]

You might be a redneck if...


You advertised this beauty in your front yard!



Oh yes I did!