You might be a redneck if ...

[BluegrassSeramas]

...........If at family gatherings you stretch your volleyball net between two tractors.............

YUP, thats us!!

 

[Feathered Wings]

Henry'schickens :

You might be a redneck if you use old tires to hold your tin roof down AND............spray paint the tires silver to match the roof.

I really saw that in central Kansas.

Excuse me but when were you in my yard to see that

 

[GaNewChick]

When you yell at the mail lady ~ SLOW DOWN, THERE ARE CHICKENS AROUND HERE ... you might be a redneck.

Nevermind the kids ~

(Jeff Foxworthy grew up about 10 miles from me ~ good ole southern boy)

 

[Feathered Wings]

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My BIL hunts with him

 

[Chicken Rustler]

Ya might be a redneck if ya turn yer motor home into a wood shed. Yes I really did.

 

[shelleyd2008]

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We have a wood furnace and an old dresser as nest boxes, does that mean we're redneck? (nevermind that we live in KY

)

 

[Mahonri]

If you've made up your mind that next Tuesday, you'll be keeping your younger kids home from school for the day, just to make a statement.

 

[Sitka]

You use a fish stringer for a belt.

 

[Jamsoundsgood]

I think I'm a redneck. Dang it, my mother's gonna die of shame.

 

[jjdward]

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I have used a belt for a fis stringer. Does that count?