You might be a redneck if ...

[TammyTX]

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.....the dogs are the BEST! "QUIT MOVING! (chomping noise from dog...) AAAHHHH! AAAHHHHH! QUIT MOVING! (...more chomping noises..)" Like, lay there and let the dog bite you but don't move!

 

[mzrea]

 

[Feathered Wings]

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I have used a belt for a fis stringer. Does that count?

If you have ever used a boot strang as a fish stringer or a toad sack to put your turtles in

 

[SarahFair]

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I have used a belt for a fis stringer. Does that count?

If you have ever used a boot strang as a fish stringer or a toad sack to put your turtles in

We used a Patron cork as a bobber once

It was their idea!

 

[sred98]

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Or how about invite your friends over to watch "Chicken Football" as the pre-game show??

Shelly

 

[sred98]

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.....the dogs are the BEST! "QUIT MOVING! (chomping noise from dog...) AAAHHHH! AAAHHHHH! QUIT MOVING! (...more chomping noises..)" Like, lay there and let the dog bite you but don't move!

yeah, or lay there and let it scalp you! My poor uncle!

I've got more...but I'd better quit.

Shelly

 

[ravencreek]

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I did that. My cousin and I were running cows through the back field gate and out of no where WHAM! I had to get stitches. Yea....

 

[Chicken Rustler]

ya replace yer worn out boot laces wiff balein twine.

 

[smfamf]

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The faculty at my kids' school keep zip ties on hand just for this purpose. Does that make the whole school redneck? Wait I already know the answer to that . . . . the are!

 

[BigBuckSnort]

how about.... if you have ever posted redneck jokes on a Chicken Forum?