Your most embarassing moment.....
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This thread is cracking me up!!!
Being the oldest of 8, we've had some funny moments.
My mom had taken one of us to the doctors office when we were little, and I stick my head out the door and say "Dr. G, CAN MOM PUT HER CLOTHES BACK ON?" The nurses laughed as mom stuck her head out the door and said "My daughters clothes! My daughters clothes!"
Then we were shopping at Wal-Mart for something and mom got to the point where she said that if we touched anything else, we were getting a spankin. We all stood behaved behind her as she looked up a minute later, saw a kid picking up a toy and spanked the kid on the bottom. Imagine her surprise when the kid turned around... and it wasn't hers! The kid just looked at her with big eyes and walked away.
We lived in a small house with one bathroom, and when the kids were little and HAD to go, they would usually just go in with whoever was in there. (There was a little potty chair) So one day my sister comes out (at that point there were six girls) and turns to mom and says "Dad has the biggest bajina in the house!" That put an end to the potty chair!
Being the oldest of 8, we've had some funny moments.
My mom had taken one of us to the doctors office when we were little, and I stick my head out the door and say "Dr. G, CAN MOM PUT HER CLOTHES BACK ON?" The nurses laughed as mom stuck her head out the door and said "My daughters clothes! My daughters clothes!"
Then we were shopping at Wal-Mart for something and mom got to the point where she said that if we touched anything else, we were getting a spankin. We all stood behaved behind her as she looked up a minute later, saw a kid picking up a toy and spanked the kid on the bottom. Imagine her surprise when the kid turned around... and it wasn't hers! The kid just looked at her with big eyes and walked away.
We lived in a small house with one bathroom, and when the kids were little and HAD to go, they would usually just go in with whoever was in there. (There was a little potty chair) So one day my sister comes out (at that point there were six girls) and turns to mom and says "Dad has the biggest bajina in the house!" That put an end to the potty chair!
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This one brought to mind and instance in Wal Mart when the niece I raised was about 7. We were going camping and I was at the checkout in sporting goods and asked her to go around the aisle and get a double pack of butane cannisters. I had always told her if a stranger approaches her in a store and tells her to go anywhere with them to yell loudly "you are not my parent or family get away from me". She walked around the end of the aisle and about 30 seconds later I heard her screaming that as loudly as she could, I and the clerk ran around the end of the counter and there she was threatening a young Wal-Mart clerk with a fishing pole! He has walked up and asked her if she needed help but he wasn't wearing his blue vest and she hadn't seen his name tag clipped on his belt loop. I thought that poor young man was going die on the spot! At least I knew she listened to me! Even though we saw him in there several times after he never offered to help us and even walked away from a cash register!
This one brought to mind and instance in Wal Mart when the niece I raised was about 7. We were going camping and I was at the checkout in sporting goods and asked her to go around the aisle and get a double pack of butane cannisters. I had always told her if a stranger approaches her in a store and tells her to go anywhere with them to yell loudly "you are not my parent or family get away from me". She walked around the end of the aisle and about 30 seconds later I heard her screaming that as loudly as she could, I and the clerk ran around the end of the counter and there she was threatening a young Wal-Mart clerk with a fishing pole! He has walked up and asked her if she needed help but he wasn't wearing his blue vest and she hadn't seen his name tag clipped on his belt loop. I thought that poor young man was going die on the spot! At least I knew she listened to me! Even though we saw him in there several times after he never offered to help us and even walked away from a cash register!
All of these are really funy! I guess its my turn to share one...
One time my family and I went to Walmart. My 5 year old sister, who was 2.5 years at the time, was sitting in the shopping cart. An elderly couple walked past us and my little sister pointed and yelled out "Look, old people!". Fortunatley, they didn't hear her, I don't think....
One time my family and I went to Walmart. My 5 year old sister, who was 2.5 years at the time, was sitting in the shopping cart. An elderly couple walked past us and my little sister pointed and yelled out "Look, old people!". Fortunatley, they didn't hear her, I don't think....
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I had to laugh at that one, my son asked an elderly lady neighbor how you had to be to be considered old. She told him it depends on how old your body and mind think they are and whether or not they agree on it. He thought about it a few minutes and went back and told her she sure must be younger than she looked!
I had to laugh at that one, my son asked an elderly lady neighbor how you had to be to be considered old. She told him it depends on how old your body and mind think they are and whether or not they agree on it. He thought about it a few minutes and went back and told her she sure must be younger than she looked!
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I had to laugh at that one, my son asked an elderly lady neighbor how you had to be to be considered old. She told him it depends on how old your body and mind think they are and whether or not they agree on it. He thought about it a few minutes and went back and told her she sure must be younger than she looked!
Good kid!
I had to laugh at that one, my son asked an elderly lady neighbor how you had to be to be considered old. She told him it depends on how old your body and mind think they are and whether or not they agree on it. He thought about it a few minutes and went back and told her she sure must be younger than she looked!
Good kid!
Okay. I'm convinced. I have several but uhm.. yeah.
Okay, so when we go shopping, I take half the list, a signed check, and my little brother(4.5yrs) and go. Well, we passed by this lady on a little motorized scooter, and yes, she was rather large, I'll admit. Anyway, when we passed eachother, Jay goes "HEY LOOK! SHE HAS A BIG BELLY! AND A BIG BUTT, KIM!". I was horrified, and apparently so was the woman. She went from having a shocked expression to a quite evil one, if I do say so...
So, on December eighth, me & a friend of mine were in a Christmas parade that I'm in every year. Well, her older brother called me and asked if we had anymore room. Well, there was only three of us and four spots, so I told him to head on over and help us out. Well, I asked him to reach into my purse to get my camera [new Myspace pictures!], and I forgot that I hadn't hidden my.. uhm.. feminine products in the inside pocket. He didn't notice them until one fell out of the bag at his feet. He picked it up, stared at it for a second, looked up at me, and put it back in my bag. I could've DIED! He thankfully didn't say a word about it, but after a moment of silence or two, his sister and I died laughing. I think he was just as embarrassed as I was.
Okay, so when we go shopping, I take half the list, a signed check, and my little brother(4.5yrs) and go. Well, we passed by this lady on a little motorized scooter, and yes, she was rather large, I'll admit. Anyway, when we passed eachother, Jay goes "HEY LOOK! SHE HAS A BIG BELLY! AND A BIG BUTT, KIM!". I was horrified, and apparently so was the woman. She went from having a shocked expression to a quite evil one, if I do say so...
So, on December eighth, me & a friend of mine were in a Christmas parade that I'm in every year. Well, her older brother called me and asked if we had anymore room. Well, there was only three of us and four spots, so I told him to head on over and help us out. Well, I asked him to reach into my purse to get my camera [new Myspace pictures!], and I forgot that I hadn't hidden my.. uhm.. feminine products in the inside pocket. He didn't notice them until one fell out of the bag at his feet. He picked it up, stared at it for a second, looked up at me, and put it back in my bag. I could've DIED! He thankfully didn't say a word about it, but after a moment of silence or two, his sister and I died laughing. I think he was just as embarrassed as I was.
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Reminded me!
Sitting in my little cube at work a few years ago, working hard..... a female co-worker came in to talk to me, a few seconds later her eyes got big and she started laughing - there stuck under the wheel of my chair was - um, a femine product, still partially wrapped, but stuck to the wheel - seems it came out of my purse all by itself!
I have NO idea how long it had been there..............
Reminded me!
Sitting in my little cube at work a few years ago, working hard..... a female co-worker came in to talk to me, a few seconds later her eyes got big and she started laughing - there stuck under the wheel of my chair was - um, a femine product, still partially wrapped, but stuck to the wheel - seems it came out of my purse all by itself!
I have NO idea how long it had been there..............
God bless his soul, he's never mentioned it since... Give it a while though. I'm sure I'll hear about it eventually.
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Reminded me!
Sitting in my little cube at work a few years ago, working hard..... a female co-worker came in to talk to me, a few seconds later her eyes got big and she started laughing - there stuck under the wheel of my chair was - um, a femine product, still partially wrapped, but stuck to the wheel - seems it came out of my purse all by itself!
I have NO idea how long it had been there..............
Ok,, these two reminded me of another time when I could cheerfully have crawled into traffic.
I go to a lot of Cowboy Symposiums and several years ago in Ruidoso, NM, an idiot asked me to dance, said he could polka, he couldn't, tripped me, dislocated my barrel racing knee that has been fixed 3 times. My farrier was there and we straightened my leg and put bright pink and purple vet-wrap over my black jeans to hold it in place. I got a ride home with a friend and another brought my truck later on, it was standard and my left leg was not up to a clutch. About 76 miles from home in Alamogordo we went through a drunk check, when the officer at the window asked for insurance my friend told me to get it out of the glove-box. I opened the box and into my lap fell a 9mm pistol, a box of condoms and a box of tampons. The other officer opened my door and picked up the pistol out of my lap (my hands were in the air) AFTER he moved the condoms and tampons. My friend looks at him with a straight face and says: "Every woman's emergency kit, covers everything!". I heard about that for years because I went to high school with two of the officers on the check point. I'm happy they were there though, saved our skins!
K
Reminded me!
Sitting in my little cube at work a few years ago, working hard..... a female co-worker came in to talk to me, a few seconds later her eyes got big and she started laughing - there stuck under the wheel of my chair was - um, a femine product, still partially wrapped, but stuck to the wheel - seems it came out of my purse all by itself!
I have NO idea how long it had been there..............
Ok,, these two reminded me of another time when I could cheerfully have crawled into traffic.
I go to a lot of Cowboy Symposiums and several years ago in Ruidoso, NM, an idiot asked me to dance, said he could polka, he couldn't, tripped me, dislocated my barrel racing knee that has been fixed 3 times. My farrier was there and we straightened my leg and put bright pink and purple vet-wrap over my black jeans to hold it in place. I got a ride home with a friend and another brought my truck later on, it was standard and my left leg was not up to a clutch. About 76 miles from home in Alamogordo we went through a drunk check, when the officer at the window asked for insurance my friend told me to get it out of the glove-box. I opened the box and into my lap fell a 9mm pistol, a box of condoms and a box of tampons. The other officer opened my door and picked up the pistol out of my lap (my hands were in the air) AFTER he moved the condoms and tampons. My friend looks at him with a straight face and says: "Every woman's emergency kit, covers everything!". I heard about that for years because I went to high school with two of the officers on the check point. I'm happy they were there though, saved our skins!
K
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