You're chicken crazy when.....

[PioneerChicks]

I may have said this before, but...

When you have chicken story time, and it often lasts for over an hour!

 

[PioneerChicks]

True.... maybe a sixteenth? XD

That's being positive, when I'm half asleep! (This is cracking me up!)

 

[Kale the Quail]

When you call your quails *enter name here* child all the time and give them at more than 10 nicknames each.

 

[Hei 20]

#1 ....you thank your hens after you collect eggs.

( Start the list! )

When you tell your chickens that they gotta start wearing diapers because of all cleaning they are making you do.

 

[PioneerChicks]

When you start trying to list your birds as therapy and emotional support chickens.

 

[BY Bob]

when your phone is filled up with fluffy butt pics View attachment 2374453

Love this.

 

[ForTheLoveOfSilkies]

When your in a conversation with someone and say you got a few 'butt nuggets' today (instead of eggs)

When you're talking about chickens but call them your 'Fluffy wuffles' or other nickname

...You have time to give your chickens a bath, cut and blow-dry but don't have time to go to hairdresser yourself!

 

[Torchick2004]

When you give your husband a card like this one for his birthday! And it plays music and the accordion...

 

[Hei 20]

#1 ....you thank your hens after you collect eggs.

( Start the list! )

When you have to put a diaper on your chicken for not taking you serious about the pooping issue.

 

[TheTexasChickenGirl]

When you sing your chickens to sleep