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LOL ! I wanted to make him cringe. Did it work? Well, did you read the last sentence of the story, LOL!!

Oh my gosh that woman.. I wouldve lost and said in a stiff tone, "We dont murder our animals, Humans who announce we do on the other hand...." LOl !! Okay, this isnt a 'city slicker' story, but rather a Very funny story. But he actually raises cow s and goats for meat So I was walking with...

HEY !!! Okay this makes me mad Did you consider maybe he couldn't say his ' R's '? Or do you know for a fact he couldn;t? I can't and it makes me mad when people make fun of me for it ~ Not funny

LOL !! I know ,they smell sooo good ! And turkeys have a kinda sweet musk to them, making their smell stronger. Oh, and Guineas smell sooo good. Like a carnation mixed with chicken !!! xD

Heres my Fave So I'm talking to my friend at school Friend in green ) " I hate my moms chickens,they stink" "Huh? No..." i say "Ya, havent you smelt there coop?" "Okay fine, your dog smells" "No she doesnt !" "Go smell her poop, then smell your chicken coop, both smell" " I'm...

I wonder if this 'cat' wasnt 'scared' it would be friendly, right????

Wonder what she would've said if you said you hatched a platypus..... .

So i was talking to my friend "Ya my dad chops the head off the calves" John (my friend) "WHAT?!" (i say) "Yeah, he tried to shoot it with a bullet but it just made it mad" "YOU KILL A BABY COW ?!?!!!! AND CHOPPED ITS HEAD OFF??!!" You decide who the city slicker is in here xD

me was just wondering, never made since to me

why eggs tho? could just send chocolate, why chocolate eggs?

i feel bad, and i have a question WHO EVER THOUGHT OF THE EASTER BUNNY DELIVERING EGGS?!

when i was a kid i tried and hatch a store bought egg

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Heres an alaskan funny story (gotta be an alaskan to know the true humor, but either way its funny) So my friend went to HollyWood, and she had someone drive her from the airport to the hotel and heres what happened "So where are you folks from?" says taxi driver "Alaska" "YOU MEAN...

OKAY I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

Not as funny as others but "Aww, cute!" (reffering to my silkie) Holds her up "AHH WHY DOES IT HAVE 5 TOES?!"