Dumbest Things People Have Said About Your Chickens/Eggs/Meat - Part 2 : Chicken Boogaloo.

[allosaurusrock]

Yeah, I live in a house with a u-shaped drive as well... Scared me so much when a random car used it to turn around at 12;00am the other day. lol

 

[AlleysChicks]

Makes you wonder ... what the heck did she think an EGG was before you told her this? Just goes to show that people DON'T think. They just live in a fog, for the most part.

They were just eggs lol my aunt still thinks if she would crack one of my eggs open a chick would fall out. But eggs from the grocery store are safe.

Btw I've explained several times that she would not find chicks in my eggs and why.

 

[Kiki]

Hahaha! I definitely need a bee suit!!!

some black cat fire works
would be great!

You'd have to film it though.....light a 50 pack and throw it in the trespassers direction....I'd kill myself laughing!

 

[Kiki]

I live on an acre of property, with a u-shaped drive way, the house positioned towards the back of the property with most of the acre as our front yard and driveway. I also live on one of the busiest roads in town. You would not believe how many random people would drive down the driveway and around to the other side, just to turn around. I had people stop, get out of their cars, and look around like they wanted to hang out and have a picnic. ON MY PRIVATE PROPERTY. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. COMPLETE STRANGERS.
We put up gates two years ago. People still turn off the road and seem confused by the presence of the gates.

This is the main entrance. Doesn't it just scream "No body lives here, come and play."

Yep..that pretty RED WELCOME sign is so inviting!
Dummies probably can't read.

 

[lilwildrabbit]

some black cat fire works
would be great!

You'd have to film it though.....light a 50 pack and throw it in the trespassers direction....I'd kill myself laughing!

Is so funny I used use the loudest I can find along with bottle rockets lit and stoped down a 1/2 inch 2 ft long pvc pipe I can aim them within a few feet ( actually hit a squirrel once lol ) they freak out had the law called on me once I just let them talk showed the officer the no trespass sign he laughed cuffed them and hauled them in I didn't press charges but they never came back! Officer said to them they were lucky I could have shot them and I was within my right to shoot!

 

[Bantambird]

We live on a sort of dead end( neighbor to the south is a slumlord trailer park owner) so we discourage passers through. A few years ago, a drunk crashed through our gate, blasted out the side, dragging the fence in the wheels. He got stuck, and being a drunk and scared of getting caught, he ran to the slumlord neighbors house and stole a car that had keys left in it and then drove through the bottom of our fence, south fence and blasting through the north fence across the whole pasture, then through my parent's pasture till he found the haying road. He finally got onto the real road, then ended up plowing into a tree at 60 miles an hour.

 

[lilwildrabbit]

We live on a sort of dead end( neighbor to the south is a slumlord trailer park owner) so we discourage passers through. A few years ago, a drunk crashed through our gate, blasted out the side, dragging the fence in the wheels. He got stuck, and being a drunk and scared of getting caught, he ran to the slumlord neighbors house and stole a car that had keys left in it and then drove through the bottom of our fence, south fence and blasting through the north fence across the whole pasture, then through my parent's pasture till he found the haying road. He finally got onto the real road, then ended up plowing into a tree at 60 miles an hour.

Can't cure dimness!

 

[room onthebroom]

We live on a sort of dead end( neighbor to the south is a slumlord trailer park owner) so we discourage passers through. A few years ago, a drunk crashed through our gate, blasted out the side, dragging the fence in the wheels. He got stuck, and being a drunk and scared of getting caught, he ran to the slumlord neighbors house and stole a car that had keys left in it and then drove through the bottom of our fence, south fence and blasting through the north fence across the whole pasture, then through my parent's pasture till he found the haying road. He finally got onto the real road, then ended up plowing into a tree at 60 miles an hour.

Ugh! What a nightmare!!!

 

[allosaurusrock]

Was he okay???

 

[7 Biddies]

This latest one doesn't have anything to do with chickens, but I'm posting it anyway. I live on a private culdesac with 'Private Road' & 'No Trespassing' signs posted at the entrance. Across my driveway is a big, fenced off field that's covered in 5-6ft weeds (mostly stinging nettles.) The field also is posted private & no trespassing. We live in suburbia & for some reason people feel these posted signs do not apply to them. You cant imagine how often I'm standing in my yard telling total strangers that they can not park their car, walk their dogs, ride their skateboards, eat their lunch, play ball with their kids, pick fruit off my neighbors trees, smoke pot, take a pee, or a plethora of other things they do out there. After all these years, I'm still shocked by how mad people get at me for making them leave. Most will call me names & go, but some want to argue with me, or explain that they're "only walking the dog" or whatever they're doing. I have to repeat that they are in my driveway & ask if they want me parking my car, walking my dog, playing with my kids or riding my skateboard in their driveway...


Ok, so a couple days ago I see a woman with 4 or 5 little kids out there. She was bending the slightly broken chain link fence all the way down to the ground so the little kids could climb out of the field. I walked out to confront her but the kids were running down my driveway yelling at the top of their lungs & she was chasing after them. I looked up & noticed she had left 3 teenage girls sitting in a path they had trudged thru the weeds. All three of these girls were in strapless, mini sundresses & high heeled sandals. They were just sitting there laughing & taking pictures of themselves (like, this is what we looked like before we got stung head to toe in nettles.) So, I walked out there & said, "What do you guys think you're doing?" With their very entitled tones & their snotty So.Cal teenage girl voices they all started spouting off to me at the same time. (*note; I'm allowed to say this without prejudice, as I too was once a snotty, So. Cal teenage girl.) So anyway, they were spouting off that they were not doing anything wrong & they were only taking graduation pictures of themselves, etc... I told them that they were not at the park, that they were trespassing on private property & they had to leave. I finished off by pointing out what they had done to the fence. All 3 of them erupted in chorus of how they didn't do it & how rude I was to accuse them. At this point, the most intelligent girl in the group took the conversation into her own hands & said in her mock valley girl accent, "How would YOU like it if WE accused YOU of breaking the fence?!"  ...Huh??? I admit, I was completely blown away & a little confused by this idiotic statement. This was our brief conversation;
Me: "What??? Do you even hear yourself?"
Her: "Do YOU even hear YOUR self?"
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
Her: "Are YOU kidding ME?'
At that point I realized just what level of idiot I was dealing with & ended the conversation with a bellowing, "OK. YOU ARE TRESPASSING GET THE (expletive) OUT OF HERE NOW!!!" which probably reverberated thru the entire culdesac. They were all grumbling again at the same time about how rude I was (How rude! How rude! SO RUDE!...) but they climbed out of the bushes in their mini sundresses & strappy high heeled sandals & stomped away down my driveway. I told them how lucky they were that they didn't meet any of the many snakes & scorpions that live in there. Apparently needing the last word, the mouthiest one enunciated, "Fine. Have. A. Nice. Day."

Sigh! I guess I get to spend the weekend fixing the fence.

YOU'RE rude? Then ... what are THEY? Sounds like your signs are too subtle. You need some Beware. Attack Trained Dogs!, Trespassers, Be Advised - Snakes in Field! And, Trespassers Will Be Shot, Survivors Will Be Shot Again! signs. As for "graduation pictures", it's hard to believe they could be graduating since they obviously never learned to read, not to mention you had to repeat yourself over again, and they still didn't get it. A little slow. BTW, that's exactly what I would've said to that mouthy little b....h. Plus, I'd have called the cops on whoever damaged the fence. Have you ever considered razor wire?

I am ashamed to admit it, but my daughter, with whom I do NOT get along, believes she should be allowed to trespass on private property to forage for mushrooms. She makes money on morels every spring and wants to expand. Little Socialist! She's her father's daughter, and I divorced him years ago. Guess why?

When I was president of my condo association back in the 1990's (before I got smart and moved to the boonies), One night, I saw some college kids pull up to our pool. Knowing they weren't residents, I turned around and followed them. They were just about ready to climb the fence and have a private pool party when I pulled up and confronted them. Of course, one had a bigger mouth than the rest with a sense of entitlement to go with it.

ME: Do you live here?
MOUTH: (Indignantly) No, but we swim here all the time. (Oh! That makes it ok?)
ME: Not any more. This is private property and you're trespassing. Furthermore, the pool is for residents only who pay for the privilege.
MOUTH: What do you care?
ME: I'm one of the paying residents and the president of the association, so leave.
MOUTH: What, are you on some sort of power trip?
ME: No. I'm just tired of little punks like you who think you're entitled to do whatever you want.
MOUTH: You can't call me a punk. I'm a college student!!
ME: (I'd returned to college to study for my new career) Gee. What a coincidence! So am I!!
MOUTH: You're awfully old to be a college student, aren't you?
ME: Why, yes I am. And, you're awfully stupid to be a college student, aren't you?

At that point he became furious and yelled, "Suck my ____!"
To which I replied, "Oh goody! Let me run home for my tweezers and magnifying glass, and I'll be right back."

The girls just stood there with their mouths hanging open, while the other guy said, "Let's just go" and stuffed The Mouth in the car. They never came back. Imagine that.