Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[oldrooster]

xcharity_casex have your boyfriend ask his mother if he chewed off his mother's chest and possibly his own thumbs then if a cow "bit" your thumb. Feel sorry for him and his mother if that's the case....

 

[sarah92107]

Sold some chicks on Craigslist. We had told him he needed to feed them chick starter.
He calls us from petsmart the next day to say he can't find the chick starter......

 

[CGinJCMO]

Now that is funny! Oh dear, I've asked my friend (who actually has chickens) what her roosters tasted like, because they butchered most of them, but what I ment was do they have a specific taste, like were they chewy or did they taste weird or really different, you get the idea right?

That's what I've always assumed they meant when that "How do they (rooster or older hen) taste?" question so I've never had one of those snappy/snarky come-backs come to mind.

CG

 

[FireTigeris]

Yeah some of these aren't stupid questions, just poorly worded...

 

[RHRanch]

Friend of mine often got the same comment. Only she has Nubian dairy goats.

I used to have a giant dog and people would come up to me and say "Nice Pony!" (Sarcastically, they knew it was a dog) and sometimes they would ask "What do you feed it? Kids?" and I started replying: "No, I let him eat smart-mouth people."

 

[chiques chicks]

As a kid growing up in the country, the town kids would tell me how nasty it was I swam in the creek, dirty, cows peed in it, fish, etc. My response was always "I just swim in it, you drink it. And I pee in it, too!" (the dowmstream town water plant drew some of its water from this stream)

 

[oldrooster]

My father grew up on a large dairy operation and they always butchered a steer every year for their meat supply along with a hog or two, one time they had made arrangements to have a family over for dinner after church one Sunday on of the kids said I would love to live on a farm I could eat steak all the time!

 

[PaulaSB12]

It wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't Chicken. There was a news article not too long ago. Apparently some local news station wanted to check the chemicals in fast food. They had a lab test taco bell and was surprised by the findings. There was zero meat of any kind in the Taco bell ground beef. It was silica (which is sand) whey protein and soy.

Riki

Many many years ago a kfc in a city near me got shut down. why because someone (its true honest they got prosecuted for it) got given a kfc with paws on it they actually fried up a rat.

 

[oldrooster]

Paulasb12 where was that?

 

[sarah92107]

That turns my stomach just thinking about it. I'm sure people eat rat for meat, and i bet it tastes like chicken.... But still can't get over the imagine of the krispy rat paws.