Funniest Things A City Slicker Has Ever Said To You?

[Marion]

"Ew, is that white thing in the egg sperm from the rooster?!!" (asking about the chalaza)

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

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No, that beats my story!

 

[agnes_day]

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now, when i first started posting on here, i asked about the same thing!!!

 

[JennsPeeps]

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now, when i first started posting on here, i asked about the same thing!!!

HA! That possibilty never even occurred to me...

 

[debilorrah]

I asked sooo many silly newbie questions when I first started. I look back now and think "oh dear!!!".

 

[Lil_Chickadee]

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[Littlecimarron18]

While i was at Farmers market over the summer this man came up really shyly with his wife tagging behind.
He asked if i had brown eggs,
so I took out a carton and showed him.
then he kinda asked real quite if i could switch the white ones out for brown, because his wife is allergic to white eggs.

(idk if it is possible to be allergic to white eggs, cuz some people are allergic to milk from certain cows, but it made me laugh at the time)

 

[Lil_Chickadee]

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Ya'll are killing me.

 

[hennypenny9]

This was at my work, at the fabric store, one row over.

Wife: I wonder why some eggs are brown?

Husband: The brown ones are all organic, that's why they're not as clean. No chemicals to clean them! I wont buy brown eggs, they're disgusting.

 

[AHappychick]

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OMG

I must have some really dirty organic eggs!!!!