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    Just Jokes

    what did the polite road say?? tar very much!! My idiot friend almost drowned in a bowl of muesli. he said a strong current pulled him in
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    Driving with the top down

    ...and several other drivers at risk, trying to avoid hitting it." Now your Drivers Licence and Proof of Insurance please. Thank you Sir... And the 'b****es' name, Sir. Hey! How dare you call my wife a b****! Sir, I was referring to the dog! Oh... Her name is Maisy. What do you want her name...
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    Clever blonde

    Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't Have a ladder.' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a...
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    Music Jokes-*Why Guitars Are Better Than Men*

    *Guitars don't snore. *Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason. *Guitars never try to show you off to their friends. *Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars. *You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it. *Guitars don't have...
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    Tandoori Chicken Sandwiches!

    Ingredients: 6 - chicken breasts, boneless 12 - slices sandwich bread 2-3 - tomatoes, cut into thick slices - - lettuce leaves, crisp Directions: one line for each direction. When saved the lines will be numbered. Prepare Tandori Chicken with 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves...
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    Colourful Fruit Salad!

    Ingredients: 1 large oranges 1 - grapefruit 1 large bananas 2 - celery stick 3/4 cup grapes . - lettuce leaves, crisp . dressing - 1/4 teaspoon Dijon mustard . - salt and freshly milled pepper 2 tablespoon vinegar 6 tablespoon olive oil Directions: 1 large oranges 1 - grapefruit 1 large...
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    Spicy Fried Chicken Burgers!

    Ingredients: 4 - chicken breasts, boneless 1 cup milk 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons hot sauce 1 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon black pepper, powder 3 cups bread crumbs 1 teaspoon chili powder - - oil for frying 4 large sesame seed burger buns 1 cup mayonnaise 4 - cheese slices - - lettuce...
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    Passion fruit roulade - Nigel Slater recipe

    this is a great way of using up lots of eggs! good dinner party number, very light, melt in the mouth dessert. large eggs - 6 caster sugar - 100g lemons - 2 plain flour - 2 heaped tablespoons icing sugar for dusting for the filling lemon or orange curd - 350g double or whipping cream -...
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    Southerns Easy Chocolate Cake

    All sounding good! My easy choccy cake: 5oz s/r flour 1oz cocoa powder 6oz caster sugar 6oz cooking margerine 3 large l/f eggs (or equivalent in bantam/duck/goose etc. size) 1/2 tsp baking powder Mix together until smooth. Bung in marge/floured cake tin (I use a round one, about 9" across)...
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    Duck feeder

    My friend has a duck that has been raised with chicken all her life, so of course she thinks that she is a chicken; she would not swim except clean her muddy beak in the wading pool she placed in the yard for her... The only problem is that she does the same with the water feeder for the chicken...
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    Muscovy Ducklings!!

    We just got 6 muscovy ducklings! to add to our craze of birds, but we've had a bad fly problem around, and have heard that muscovy help with flies.... so far the fly tape worked ok, but hopefully these will help too. If not, that's ok, they're still cute!!!
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    serama eggs

    I have just purchased some eggs on ebay but i think i read somewhere that they need different humidity to other eggs is this correct? Are there ant experts ???
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    incubator

    I have a Rcom 20 and love it. I am thinking about getting a 2nd one but dont know if to get a Rcom again or something different can anyone recommend one please
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    Chocolate Cake - nicked by Squizzers!

    chocolate courgette cake Preparation Time: 10 mins Cooking Time: 45 mins Serves: 6 Ingredients 120g butter (softened) 125ml sunflower oil 100g caster sugar 200g soft brown sugar 3 eggs, beaten 130ml milk 350g plain flour 2 tsp baking powder 4 tbsp cocoa 450g courgettes, peeled and grated...
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    Chicken Saagwala

    On my stove now to keep the cold out! This dish combines chicken with spinach and the end result is a tasty, nutritious and healthy dish. Team it with hot Chapatis (Indian flatbread) or Parathas (pan-fried Indian flatbread). Ingredients: 1 kg skinless chicken pieces (legs or breasts preferable)...
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    With age comes wisdom

    Ted loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain,'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. Ted...
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    Stop or Slow Down?

    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Dallas, TX . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas...
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    The elephant

    In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee...
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    Chicken with mango

    fry an onion is some oil, add tblespoon of ginger and garlic. fry add chicken cubes. add 1 tblespoon of turmeric and garam masala, 2 tblespoons of curry powder, pinch of salt and chilli powder, fry let spices settle in for 10 mins addmango chutney to taste, more makes it sweeter,add one third of...
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    Courgette Pickle

    For the pickling mix: 500ml cider vinegar 120g sugar 1 tbsp crushed yellow and brown mustard seeds 1 tsp ground turmeric For 1 litre of pickling liquid: 500g courgettes 2 tbsp salt 1 small onion 1 tbsp flour 1. Slice the courgettes very thinly into discs either using a mandolin or by hand. (I...
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