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  1. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    Or okra if they are related to Ralphie.
  2. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    No, not lately. :)
  3. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    Let me know how that goes. Be sure to make it a poll so the Buffs can be crushed like the Cochins in the Orps vs. Cochins thread/war. :)
  4. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    And here I thought, the responses to intelligent comments made my eyes roll back into my head.
  5. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    No. We are simply talking about it and you seem to be asking all the questions to get us to "convince" you. :)
  6. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    You're joking, right? Please point on a map where I can find Buff Orpingtons in the wild, please so I can thank God it is nowhere near me. All domestic breeds of chicken are descended from Red Junglefowl. All breeds are man-made, selectively bred by mankind in all corners of the globe to meet...
  7. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    I never take crazy. ;)
  8. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    = Emma just hates the color. I abhor the hideous things that hatcheries produce under that name. English Orpingtons are just so much better. =
  9. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    It's not my fault you all fall prey to my boyish charms and wit. That's the whole point, isn't it, though? To laugh and chat and dance gaily through the crowd, all the while slipping blades into unguarded persons like cold steel shrouded in silk with a smile on one's face.
  10. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    We have revoked his citizenship and declared him hereby banished to one of the colonies that has declared its freedom.
  11. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    It's true...
  12. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    Much like... , English Orpingtons are never joked about. :) They are... . :) Feel free to joke about the squirrel-tailed, feather-shredded, commercially produced Lavender Orpingtons in the states, though. Or my personal favorite, the ones obtained from backyard breeders marketed as ***ULTRA...
  13. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    We don't. They were developed in England by William Cook. He called them Orpingtons. They are just Orpingtons. The reason they are now called English Orpingtons is to differentiate them from the American garbage Orpingtons that hatcheries produce. Proper Orpingtons that follow the American...
  14. ColtHandorf

    Buff Orpington Rant thread!

    I mean, Australian Orpingtons are really just AustralORPS.
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