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  1. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    You owe me big-time. And your grammar is poor.
  2. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    SEARING locks in the liquid. Like cauterizing a wound. Scab forms over from burnt flesh. Don't you keep a bit lighter in your first aid kit?
  3. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    For the record, I was going to make lasagna. I didn't cast a vote for burgers
  4. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    Delmonte makes catsup. Heinz makes ketchup. Heinz 57 is ketchup & A1 steaksauce with allspice.
  5. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    SEARING. To seal the juices within. But you know that. Drama Queen. I expect brownies tonight like you said. Oh yeah, right? Hmmmm. Sigh
  6. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    I was hungry. Couldn't decide on rb sandwich or burger so both.
  7. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    Salt neutralizes sugar's sweetness. Used in small quantities of course. Add slowly until desired taste is achieved. I not a baker but with cooking it is basically the same concept. Chemistry.
  8. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    If it is intact, sear it to seal in the juices. Then bake or non direct heat it to 140°f. Prep with Brown sugar rub. Cut small slots in the meat and push in whole garlic and rosemary.
  9. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    Most of the wood is wet. Hickory is the only wood on the porch. I'll rotisserie the loin and sear the chops. Is it still raining there? I'll be back by 5 maybe. Don't be cruel to a heart that's true.
  10. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    If you want barbecue - "man" to barbecue tonight you better help me get everything fed quickly. You are going to get Carpal tunnel syndrome in your thumbs. How can you cackle all day long with carpal tunnel syndrome?
  11. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    Hot dog soup and saltine crackers. Sounds very delectable.
  12. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    The one whom cackles the most? If you think her thumbs cackle, you ain't seen nothing yet. Har har. But I'm desensitized. I have developed perfect selective hearing. As well as a nice stereo system outside. Takes the edge off if you know what I mean. Bbq boy? Is that what bbq boy looks like...
  13. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    These guys get more love than me! That's alright. I just hang out with my buddy and do my chores while the rest of the slackers are playing around
  14. I am the Walrus

    SHOW OFF YOUR YUM! Food Photography Thread

    My wife is making me cook tonight because she has her tablet glued to her hands again Just saying.
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