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wish granted I wish I had a pet snake

Your lego set falls over and spills legos all over the floor. You are forced to abandon your house for fear of stepping on a lego I wish I had an emu

You book a flight to Colombia only to find out that it is for Colombia, South Carolina. I wish I was really good at math

I thought that you meant that you took a picture of the bridge and that the bridge tumbled into the water.

You get a new camera and promptly drop in the water. You have to give a fisherman 100$ to fish it out. I wish I had more cats

I forgot to add a wish again! I wish I could grow mangoes and oranges where I live

Your package arrives on time, but the mailman is in such a hurry that he runs over your Ducks.

You changed your PFP to a corgi. There is now an angry mob of ducks waiting outside your door with torches and pitchforks, seeking revenge. edited to add: I wish I had a chicken big enough to ride on

You are now just the right height that all the pants in your size are a little too long

Oh my goodness, I am genuinely scared you are now just the right height to whack your head on the overhead compartments in airplanes

Your beach house gets flooded in a hurricane. You spend a ridiculous amount of money replacing drywall and throwing away molded furniture. Your beach house is covered in an inescapable layer of sand. (True story, but not our beach house)

You constantly suffer in blistering heat and are feasted upon by mosquitos. You die of skin cancer caused by excess sunburn. I wish I lived on a boat

I wish I had more chickens