NC_Quail
Would rather be gardening
You book a flight to Colombia only to find out that it is for Colombia, South Carolina.The following week is spent catching the parrot and putting it into cages with increasingly complicated locking mechanisms, only for it to escape so that you must capture it in increasingly distant and unpleasant locations, eventually ending up in Gary Indiana.
I wish I could go to Columbia.
I wish I was really good at math