When you go out to feed before you go to work and your favorite hen jumps on your back when you bend over, poops on your back with a runny poo without a clue, walk ups to your shoulder and jumps off and you know to check your coat before you leave the coop.
When you send 'Bird and the girls a postcard when you are on vacation and you can picture the look on your mail ladys face when she sees in the addressed to line: The fluffy butts of Frost Road.
Worse yet? You mom who is chicken sitting for you takes the post card out to them and shows it...
You roll your pennies because it's two days away from pay day to get a container of yogurt because your baby has a tummy ache.....(nice way of putting it....)
wow, sooooo true!
You know your addicted to chickens when your DH gets mad at you and instead of sleeping in 'the dog house' you actually go sleep in the chicken coop with the girls who love you more......
yes you do need to get them NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or I am going to ship one down to you. no wait, i couldnt do that to my babies. Ok, I will go buy some chix for you and deliver them to you.
when you have done something that you know you are going to be ' in the dog house' for, you realize that you have no dog or dog house and do it so that you are going to be 'in the chicken coop'. (And you can actually run as fast as you can with your pillow and jar of mealworms!!!!!!!)
OMG.. i have that one.. but done with a cluck instead of music. cluck cla cluucka cluck cluk cluk.... (chicken dance)
You drool when you see a chix that you do not have
You randomly check hatchery availability even though you know you won't be able to get any, well unless your income tax...