Was your brother starving the poor thing?
Maybe he was a suicidal crab, attempting to bring about his own death?
Did anyone serve crab legs the night his limbs went missing?
Actually, they fed him everyday, as many times as a crab needs to be fed.
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Was your brother starving the poor thing?
Maybe he was a suicidal crab, attempting to bring about his own death?
Did anyone serve crab legs the night his limbs went missing?
Actually, they fed him everyday, as many times as a crab needs to be fed.
I certainly didn't eat crab! I hate crab meat.
That leaves suicidal...
What a sad waste of a crab life...
Well, it seems he wasn't right in his tiny crabbish brain.