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[RoostersAreAwesome]

*dab*
Fiad regurgitated a neon green baseball cap and put it on his head. "I'm glad you think it's wonderful, my fellow ruler." He stated kindly, bowing down to her as the wind shifted to 10 knots.


ROCKETSHIP PAJAMAS IM DEAD XDXDXD

Fiad jumped off the SUV and majestically looked at the two wolves as the wind shifted to 11 knots. He took his hat off and pointed it to them. "a deposit of small white ice crystals formed on the ground or other surfaces when the temperature falls below freezing, and my buddy ol pal, a food made from corn (maize) that is ground into a coarse meal and then boiled- similar to an oatmeal like corn soup...often served with other flavorings as a breakfast dish, usually savory. In this case its cheesy." He began, yet the same signature spark plug in his eyes, which complimented, if not was the sprinkle of seasonings that flavored his charming composure and attitude. "I want you two to be the first mayors of my first two counties."
He strutted up to a deposit of small white ice crystals formed on the ground or other surfaces when the temperature falls below freezing first. "You. You are going to run my first county, which goes by the name of Tofu"
Then he went up to Cheese grits, but not before yeeting a badge at Frosty. "And you. You will lead the second county. That one's called Fools Gold 3.0, or Pyrite for short."
He yeeted a badge at him too

Frosty was honored. He was so honored, he turned into his original form, which was a chicken. Unfortunately, the badge that Fiad yeeted at him was bigger than him and caused him to get thrown into the ocean.

 

[LavvyTaffy]

Dude wingsuited out of a plane into the San Andreas fault.

 

[HeavensHens88]

Dude looked both ways before crossing Dank st.
@Flufferes
@PeepersMama

Whitnay jay walked with her bok choy slippers

"WhItNaY", Dude borked, "I'm the crossing guard"

Flameboi watched from inside a billboard, one of those super old ones that changes every ten seconds or so. He gripped his sniper rifle with furry paws, sighting down the barrel with his glowy green goggles telling him where to aim.
He sighted in on Dude.

"no u", yeeted Dude.

"I dont associate with lousy, pathetic state workers." She huffed and yeeted into the woods to her secret portapotty

Fiad smelled the furry from a quarter mile away
"OwO" he said and yeeted off to tear down the billboard

"But I work for the county.", Dude yelled as he climbed a pine tree and landed on the Walmart.

Flameboi's gun flipped around and started shooting at him.

Fortunately they all went over his head.
His reflexes are too fast.

*Cut to scene of flameboi running away from a flying gu and screaming*

(Omw XD)

Dude tripped Flameboi and grabbed the gun, pointing at him. "That was scary!"

Flameboi screamed "UWUWUWUWUWUUUU" and charged toward Fiad, gun at his heels.

Whitnay walked out of the woods from her portapotty
"You're all the same" she said, doing a jessica hair flip because she didnt care about copyrite infringement

Flameboi was like "Ayyyye I understood that reference" and proceed to throw salt over his shoulder while charging Fiad. Cuz I can't type fast enough apparently.

"^^", Dude yelled, throwing burritos.

Britnay took note of her mothers rebellious tude.

Flameboi incidentally salted the burritos.

Fiad came to a screeching halt. "OWOWOWOWOWOWWOWWWOW" He screamed, then getting his trusty fursuit knitting needles out of his back pocket to stab Flameboi

"Well I hope your apple pie was worth it.", Dude said, licking up the salt becoming Salte Doge.

Tiffnay waltzed in and poked her sister with a fruit basket she got at her graduation

Flameboi was like
ZOOM


He zoomed over the salt and it scattered.


IM FIGHTING YOU BOTH AT ONCE THIS IS HARD

Counterfeitnay ate a dead rat, THEN CALLED SARAH.

"You're fighting? I didn't notice.", roared Salte Doge.

Britnay stared at her crystal ball, imported from Eurospell.
"Its time to talk about the Cringe, whatever that it."

FIAD WAS LIKE
RUN AWAY DOO DOO DOO DOO DO DO


Tiffanay was disgusted. "You stupid hybrid. womp rats are all the rage rn, not rats."

Cheese Grits handed him a kholarabi. "This may help," he said, pressing the stem vegetable into his paw pads. "Use it well."

Zeal the potato cracked her neck so hard it echoed.
IMA RP MYSELF NOW YOU CHILD

AAAAAAAAH

Flameboi buried Cheese Grits in salt and set him on fire.

Tiffinay leaned in with her coleman lamp and camping supplies. "cRINgE?" she gasped

(I am laughing so hard rn)

Counterfeitnay took the kholarabi with glee and nodded at Cheese Grits.

"YOS" cried Britnay.
"HAY EUROSPELL, WHATS THE CRINGE" she yelled.

Cheese Grits winked and disappeared as I went to bed.

FIAD INTERCEPTED THE VEGGIE AND YEETED IT ACROSS THE FIELD LIKE MAYOLYN WITH HER PIGSKIN BACK IN '83

Salte Doge got in his Iron Dog suit and made Jarvis throw snowcones.

"OOooh, do you have the new Eurospell Echo?" she asked

Flameboi brushed salt of his hands. "And that is how you dispell a spirit friends."

(Geez I've been watching spn too much)

Fiad gave Cheese grits his rocketship jammies before he left
goot night dude

CounterFITEnay tackled Fiad and ran 90 yards for a touchdown.

Counterfeitnay glared at Flamey, wondering if he was a shapeshifter. He yeeted a silver spork at him just in case.

Flameboi didn't have time to deal with this.


"Nu, I have Sirilyn"

"HEY SIRILYN WHATS THE CRINGE" Britnay yelled.

The Cringe is gonna be the best time to call and get a good night's sleep came a voice.

COUNTERFITENAY YAS XDXDXD

Fiad pretended he was athletic and yeeted an avacado at him

Flameboi now has a silver spork stuck in his nose. "Ouch"

Counterfitenay ate the avocado out of anger.

Tiffinay gasped. "wOOaH" she said. inhaling the information "can i ask it something?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....", Counterfeitnay said for five minutes. Then Counterfitenay bumped into him.

"Sure yew can, I'll translate for it. Wot be your question m8"

Fiad was stunned. "You're one angry boi." he said, painting his nails

Zeal invented the Anger-yBoizSquad©®™

Counterfitenay glared at Fiad and dumped holy water on his face.

Tiffinay nibbled on her granola for a few seconds. "Hold on, imma see if pinterest has any ideas."
He scrolled through her feed on her new Ishnorp 6X phone that Whitnay bought her. "What is a question that will be answered at TNOSS?"

Fluff joined

Fiad licked the holy water

Moon moon has entered the chat

"I require a moment to translate this with my degree in Google translate" said britnay.



"Bruh that was the nail polish remover" Flameboi deadpanned.

Counterfitenay lit the holy water on fire because it was polish remover.


5,000 miles away Poland disappeared.

"FIAD THATS NAIL POLISH YOU DOLT" flameboi screamed in fear.

Fiad experienced a dolt of energy


Tiffinay drank her yote tea

"ITS A VOLT, NINCOMPOOP" Flameboi screamed again. He was now Triggered©

Rip Pack yotes appeared and there was a party.

Reed appeared and t h e r e w a s n o p a r t y

Fiad felt incompetent
so he curled up in a ball and ate his Dairy Queen dilly bar

Dart came back from the dead wearing his most luxurious cashmere

Dart inhabited Reed's body because Reed didnt have enough pure salt around him
then the party was back

THIS

Dolt
My favorite word is being used :'3

Dude forced her way in on her sisters' conversation,
"Sis
wAt R u DoIn?"

Jessica retaliated by flexing her new ring.

 

[PeepersMama]

Sorry, Reed can't come to the phone right now, hes he's busy being possessed.

 

[vachick15]

Sorry, Reed can't come to the phone right now, hes he's busy being possessed.

And Jessica's out tiara shopping.

 

[PeepersMama]

And Jessica's out tiara shopping.

Flameboi stalked Jessica cuz y not.

 

[vachick15]

Flameboi stalked Jessica cuz y not.

Jessica was extremely annoyed, but as a future co-ruler of the NUROC, she needed to be polite and therefor, tried to ignore him.

 

[PeepersMama]

Jessica was extremely annoyed, but as a future co-ruler of the NUROC, she needed to be polite and therefor, tried to ignore him.

Flameboi screamed again for the opportunity to meet and discuss the only thing I can think of.

Eurospell I lit.

 

[vachick15]

Flameboi screamed again for the opportunity to meet and discuss the only thing I can think of.

Eurospell I lit.

Jessica stared at his unexpected screaming as the soundwaves flew through the air.

 

[PeepersMama]

Jessica stared at his unexpected screaming as the soundwaves flew through the air.

Duskypooch watched the sound waves wiggle their way to Jessica's ears