°*°¿*°A Yodel at High Noon°*¿°*° The Ultimate Parody of All Parodies- Deal with It.

[LavvyTaffy]

Whitnay squealed, and got a plate to eat it on. She stabbed it with a fork, but couldn't pick it up. The shell crumbled

Dude gave Whitnay a soft shell.

 

[PeepersMama]

Salt be like, "Finally," and is forever free of the eventual realization that she had her mother's assassin as her leader.

Shadow skipped around the Canyon pack camp, finally carefree and happy.

Whitnay cried because she didn't have a boyfriend.

Dude gave Whitnay a soft shell.

Flameboi rolled his eyes at Dude. "PALEEZ, Whitnay deserces better than a soft shell!" he announced, flipping his non-existent bangs dramatically. He reached behind him and pulled out his latest kill.
"Only liquid squirrels for the most beautiful dog on the planet" he woofed, wagging his tail - blatantly flirting.

 

[LavvyTaffy]

Flameboi rolled his eyes at Dude. "PALEEZ, Whitnay deserces better than a soft shell!" he announced, flipping his non-existent bangs dramatically. He reached behind him and pulled out his latest kill.
"Only liquid squirrels for the most beautiful dog on the planet" he woofed, wagging his tail - blatantly flirting

Dude barked annoyingly

 

[PeepersMama]

Dude barked annoyingly

Flameboi stuck out his tongue at Dude


it was legit on fire, and he didn't care.

 

[LavvyTaffy]

Flameboi stuck out his tongue at Dude


it was legit on fire, and he didn't care.

Dude stuck out his tongue at Flameboi.




His tongue's green.

 

[PeepersMama]

Dude stuck out his tongue at Flameboi.




His tongue's green.

Flameboi spit fire at Dude,

fire made purely from all his hawtness.

 

[LavvyTaffy]

Flameboi spit fire at Dude,

fire made purely from all his hawtness.

"Bro, why you shootin' campfers at meh?", Dude barked dodging the flames.

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Meanwhile, Frosty had a long talk with Frosty the snowman.

 

[Flufferes]

Whitnay loves dude and Flameboi. She is confufu.

 

[Amer]

Fiad punched a tree, trying to impress Twigkit and Violetkit.

(Those kits be the ones to impress...XD)
Cheese Grits ate what he had always dreamed of eating, cheese grits. He was happy with this world of love and perfection. No more death, it didn't matter. All due to WHITNEH! Then he remembered Jessica was trying to ruin it so he went to confront her. "Jessica," he muttered.