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[Amer]

Jessica reached into the bag and pulled out a pretzel, "So, you see, Cheese Grits, there is absolutely no proof because one dog denies it."

"Uh, Whitnayyyy!" Cried Cheese Grits. "Do you think uh, Jessica ruins stoof?"

Frosty ate some cheese grits. "NOM NOM NOM."

Cheese Grits realized he didn't want to share them and pulled it back with his paw like Shiloh does.

Jessica threw more into the fire.

IKR I avoid them at all costs.

(Bagel chips are the disgustingest thingies in chex mix. They are Bleh!) Cheese Grits found one of those bagel chips in his Cheese Grits. "Eeeeeeeeeew!" He cried. "Uh, Jessica, you threw one of those burnt thingies in my delicious food. Now it's all ruined!"

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Cheese Grits realized he didn't want to share them and pulled it back with his paw like Shiloh does.

(Bagel chips are the disgustingest thingies in chex mix. They are Bleh!) Cheese Grits found one of those bagel chips in his Cheese Grits. "Eeeeeeeeeew!" He cried. "Uh, Jessica, you threw one of those burnt thingies in my delicious food. Now it's all ruined!"

Frosty growled and sat down, staring hard at Cheese Grits's cheese grits.

 

[Amer]

Cheese Grits asked Frosty if he wanted the disgusting bagel chip.

 

[Flufferes]

Chad ate a bagel chip because he has bad taste.

 

[Amer]

(Once a kid out of his good heart offered me a bagel chip. I had to decline even though he was sincere. He must have had bad taste too.)

 

[Flufferes]

(Once a kid out of his good heart offered me a bagel chip. I had to decline even though he was sincere. He must have had bad taste too.)

(Poor kid. People like that are so sad.)

 

[Amer]

Cheese Grits offered uh, Whitnay a bagel chip.

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

Cheese Grits asked Frosty if he wanted the disgusting bagel chip.

Frosty examined the bagel chip, looking at it from every angle. He sniffed it. He listened to it. He felt it. He was so hungry.... but was the bagel chip really worth it?
Finally, he said, "I will-" then his eyes snapped to a small furry gray creature.
"SQUIRREL!"

 

[Amer]

The sqwiwwel turned pink and grew wings and flew away. A weather man came in and started to speak. "Uh, Whitnay's perfect world seems to have side effects. Animals are mutating. Soon the wolves and yotes and dogmas may turn vegetaaarian."

 

[vachick15]

"Uh, Whitnayyyy!" Cried Cheese Grits. "Do you think uh, Jessica ruins stoof?"


Cheese Grits realized he didn't want to share them and pulled it back with his paw like Shiloh does.

(Bagel chips are the disgustingest thingies in chex mix. They are Bleh!) Cheese Grits found one of those bagel chips in his Cheese Grits. "Eeeeeeeeeew!" He cried. "Uh, Jessica, you threw one of those burnt thingies in my delicious food. Now it's all ruined!"

"Well, of course, ugh, Whitnay is going to say that!" Jessica said.

Jessica glared at the chip, wondering how the chip that was aimed straight at the fire landed in poor Cheese Grits cheese grits.