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[RoostersAreAwesome]

The sqwiwwel turned pink and grew wings and flew away. A weather man came in and started to speak. "Uh, Whitnay's perfect world seems to have side effects. Animals are mutating. Soon the wolves and yotes and dogmas may turn vegetaaarian."

Frosty was disappointed. He sat down and stared at the place where the squirrel had been just a second before.

 

[Amer]

The chip grew legs and ran away. Mystery solved! The magical essence of the fire mixed with uh, Whitnay and uh, Jessica's fur mutated the bagel chips so the dogs wouldn't have to worry about them being annoying anymore. The bagel chip ran into the disguised chex mix bag and made all the other bagel chips run away. But then everyone realized Fiad had chex. Cheese Grits eyes trained on Fiad.

 

[Flufferes]

Fiad is scared because now everyone knows about his chex.

 

[Flufferes]

"AHHH! EWWWW GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME EWWWWW" Whitnay said, hiding from the rye bread chip

 

[vachick15]

"AHHH! EWWWW GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME EWWWWW" Whitnay said, hiding from the rye bread chip

Jessica smirked and threw a rye chip at ugh, Whitnay.

 

[Flufferes]

Jessica smirked and threw a rye chip at ugh, Whitnay.

Whitnay screamed

 

[Flufferes]

"THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!" Whitnay screamed.

 

[vachick15]

"THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!" Whitnay screamed.

Jessica snickered and made a Lenny face. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

 

[Flufferes]

Whitnay's voice echoed like an owl's victorious screech in the deep Forest's night. Her ears were like dead fall leaves stamped to the muddy ground in rain. Her head was low, lacking any remote determination or strength. As was her lifeless tail. A single tear, feeling warm against her cold fur frozen by the elements of winter's weather. Her mind and heart so low with gloomy fog didn't even bother to let out a sigh. "If this is all." She began, whispering to herself in an uncomfortable way. " I don't want this." Pain stabbed at her pelt, and she tensed up like a wolf of great power came and slashed her, lightening electrocuting her through it's mighty surreal talon-like nails. Her weak muscles her visible through her thin fur, only because of her weight watchers diet.
An unrecognizedable force compelled her forward. Her light purple paws hopped over logs, as winter's oddly warm day revolved around her.

 

[Flufferes]

Why does that flipping post button always get in my way ;-;