°The Flight of the Burritos° A RP of Dorito's Vengeance

[HeavensHens88]

Oh boy this rp is going to be something XD

It's the only RP in the last two years of BYC to have almost 200 posts on the first day. I checked.
It's already destined for greatness.

 

[Frost bite88]

It's the only RP in the last two years of BYC to have over 200 posts on the first day. I checked.
It's already destined for greatness.

XD oh deeeeerrrrrr

 

[HeavensHens88]

It's the only RP in the last two years of BYC to have over 200 posts on the first day. I checked.
It's already destined for greatness.

XD oh deeeeerrrrrr

Me needs to fill my life with hilarity.
Time to make some burritos...

 

[HeavensHens88]

*Burrito Form*
Name: Buenos
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Corn
What kind of meat: Chicken
Vegetables?: Peppers, Onions, Beans, and Rice.
Cheese?: Swiss
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Avocado
Your spiciness level: 17646865775687
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Duh. Who eats a burrito without sour cream?
Seriously, I don't know a Sarah who would write such rhetorical questions.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: 1,000,000
Are you frozen or hidden?: Still in Mexico. In an old lady's fridge.
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Homemade

 

[HeavensHens88]

*Burrito Form*
Name: Paleo
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): Kale
What kind of meat: Vegetarian and Vegan
Vegetables?: Kale, lettuce, onions, and beans.
Cheese?: Vegan American (In other words, fake cheese.
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Tomatoes.
Your spiciness level: 0
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: I'm a vegan burrito. That'd totally ruin the point.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10:
Are you frozen or hidden?: In a Turkey Hill in Massachusetts. About to be confiscated by Dobermans.
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: Commercial- what kind of a true Mexican would make a vegan burrito?!?!

 

[HeavensHens88]

*Burrito Form*
Name: Thine Royal Spicerno (AKA the Spice Man)
Type of Wrap (Gluten-free, Corn, or Wheat): PepperCorn
What kind of meat: Bell Pepper
Vegetables?: Jalapeno Peppers
Cheese?: Habanero Peppers
If your name is her Royal Friedness, apparently you want to add "fruit": Poblano Peppers
Your spiciness level: 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
Basically, virtually impossible to eat.
Do you prefer to be eaten with sour cream?: Sour cream may be the only way to save your life.
Your tastiness on a scale of 1-10: If you can survive, 10.
Are you frozen or hidden?: Frozen.
Are you homemade or a commercial burrito?: No one knows. Most likely made by an old guy who eats nothing but peppers, grows nothing but peppers, lives in nothing but peppers, watches nothing but peppers....
Username: HeavensHens88

 

[HeavensHens88]

*Character Form*
Name: Pablano
Age: 2
Gender: Male
Species/Rank: Newest coyote recruit of SADASB.
History: Not much. His day job is working at a Californian McDonald's as its mascot. Heard about SADs from a random Chihuahua who smelled like sour cream and could no longer turn a scentless nose to the burritos' plight.
Description of Bodily Attributes: Handsome golden coyote with grey undercoat. Wears a burrito-shaped bandanna around his forehead and ears.
Personality: Easygoing and helpful. Is obsessed with indulging on peppers, which in turn have the inevitable consequences on a canine. Naive when it comes to worldly matters and highly inexperienced when it comes to economical reasoning. Has a knack for getting himself into physical and verbal jams.
Spouse/Mate/Crush: None yet.
Children/Pups: Nope.
Other: Has absolutely no clue what the terms "society", "economy", or "Doritos" mean.
Username: HeavensHens88
DO YOU LIKE BURRITOS IN REAL LIFE?: Seriously, Sarah, these rhetorical questions are EVERYWHERE.

 

[TheKindaFarmGal]

Those burritos. THEY'RE KILLING MEH!!!

 

[TheKindaFarmGal]

*Adds Salsa*

WE GOT HER ROYAL FRIEDNESS TO JOIN A RP!!!!!! e
Accepted, of course!!!

See, now this is my type of RP.

Thanks!! Now I can go squirt beans! e

What the tail.......
Great Sirius, what's next??!?!
So is this scientist a nerd of Diabolical Dorito Dude's team or something?

Ummm. I guess so. Va, what do you think?

 

[Cluckcluck1215]

1. Kyndra, you have succeeded in making me nearly fall off the bed in uncontrollable hilarity.
What would Nettlepaw say if she knew her alternate form was a burrito...
2. Uh, a demi-cat....
Interesting. Um, was his father/mother a cat god from Egypt?
3. HOW IS A DEMIBURRITO EVEN POSSIBLE?!?! BURRITOS ARE MADE, NOT BEGOTTEN BY GODS!!!
So, not accepted till I wrap my head around these two...

*falls of bed oh total hilarity.Crys because she laughs so much*
I can't....sppppeak......
I know right?

IT IS POSSIBLE! (if they grow mold!)