Smaug sits in your lap and nips at siblingStuck in car while mom is shopping with siblings.![]()
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Smaug sits in your lap and nips at siblingStuck in car while mom is shopping with siblings.![]()
*steals your pizza then runs*![]()
Woah, slow yourself, cowgirl. This pizza is veeeery hawt. You'll burn your mouth if you int careful.You is immediately frien. Eat all the foods.
ugh. That sucks.Stuck in car while mom is shopping with siblings.![]()
*pokes pizza**absolutely furious runs after you, jumps on you, pummels you to ground, snatches back pizza (by now smushed) and walks away triumphant, eating smushed pizza along the way*
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*agrees with Fwuffy and removes pineapples*![]()
*stomps cuz I can’t win this battle* angrily pokes back and orders new pizzaugh. That sucks.
*pokes pizza*
*Attacks you like a savage dog and makes you puke up the pizza and devours it**absolutely furious runs after you, jumps on you, pummels you to ground, snatches back pizza (by now smushed) and walks away triumphant, eating smushed pizza along the way*
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*steals old pizza and swallows it whole**stomps cuz I can’t win this battle* angrily pokes back and orders new pizza
*makes you puke up pizza and eats it**Attacks you like a savage dog and makes you puke up the pizza and devours it*