"When i say kumquat knows what" i mean "Who knows what"

I don't find anything joyful about sick wings of hospitals. The first time I went in to a hospital for YEARS was when I was 12. I was with my family seeing my grandpa because he had a stroke, got nauseous, and threw up in the sink. I wasn't used to the environment and all the new things around me were piling up and making me anxious. Apparently the nurse started to scold me for not squatting down on the ground and puking in a trash can, because I guess you are supposed to be conscious and think for a moment where you are going to puke instead of spotting a random bowl and going there... and my dad told her to shut up... it's a dumb unprofessional local hospital, where all the people that get rejected from the big medical center in Seattle go

My grandma went to the same place because she was having liver problems. It was just this past month and she's still recovering. Apparently I heard that one of the nurses tried to give my grandma Soda.
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OF ALL THE SUGARY, UNHEALTHY THINGS YOU COULD CONSUME, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR LIVER IS MALFUNCTIONING!
People are crazy.