So while standing alone in the mall, leaning against a chair back at the food court both hands in my pockets, waiting for an A&W burger (yay!) i had some weird old guy wearing a purple bike helmet come over and stand way too close and ask me if i liked coffee.
Creeped out i said "uh, not really." then realizing i was flustered I answered "well, I guess." it was about 9:30 at night and i had no intention of drinking coffee, if this guy who was like 5" from my face offered.
He asked what i took in my coffee. I said nothing, he seemed surprised and said really? and i took my right hand out of my pocket gesturing, "yeah, just black." I was awkwardly leaning away from him over the chair at this point.
He nods and kinda mumbles to himself then grabs my hand with both of his stuffing a $5 bill into my hand. He says "here buy yourself a coffee, and you know pass it on." and then he left.
I gave it to the girl at A&W and quickly rejoined the rest of my family, cringing from the weird guy touching me....
I may never leave the house again....
Peeps…please explain to this stupid person what a mink is
