◇DiamondSwan's Phenomenal Chat Thread!◇

[chickencheeper]

I stabbed my hand with a pencil in 2nd grade because I was trying to be cool. It was directly in the center, and I went up to my teacher (who was on the phone at the time) and stood there for her to get off as my hand bled out.


Smelly smell smells

One time I had my pencil(tip facing towards me) in my desk in kindergarten and I reached inside for it hurriedly and I still have graphite in my palm to this day

 

[dan26552]

Hi!

 

[chickencheeper]

Hi!

Welcome to the swan pond human thing! *sniffs you like a dog*. You will soon lern dat we is weard round here.

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

I don't know if I can get NPIP Certified because I don't have 40 birds available to test. I mean, I know they are all pullorum-typhoid clean. Do I really need it to ship to Canada?

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

Wait a second, let me catch my breath
Remind me how it feels to hear your voice
Your lips are movin', I can't hear a thing
Livin' life as if we had a choice
Anywhere, anytime
I would do anything for you
Anything for you
Yesterday got away
Melodies stuck inside your head
A song in every breath
Sing me to sleep now
Sing me to sleep
Won't you sing me to sleep now?
Sing me to sleep

What dat song?
>-> and will I lick it?

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

DOG...

metal especially gold... I'm allergic to my wedding ring.

some perfumes to go along with my asthma

I suspect I might have a milk allergy it makes my throat burn.

If I eat too much meat aka any... my knees ache for weeks.

cats... yes I have cats... it's not as bad as dog though.

I'm sure there are more, they just haven't presented themselves yet...

You should get a gunmetal ring

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

The secret life of walter mitty is an awesome strange movie.

Interesting. You made me thing of The Curious Case Benjamin Button. Never seen it, but it was in my Philosophy book.

 

[Fanci Feathers Marans]

No no no
Something that relates to thou religion.

Would you buy this.
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GOOD GRIEF THAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL.

 

[dan26552]

Welcome to the swan pond human thing! *sniffs you like a dog*. You will soon lern dat we is weard round here.

Hello.

 

[Abriana]

....can the previous day count as younger...


Dude
I LIVED on dog biscuits
Especially the marrow imitators.


This reminds me of a couple weeks ago....
I was playing football with a couple kids at youth group, and there's this joke surrounding my throws because a couple weeks ago, somebody called my pitching weak. I turned around and hurled that ball into his gut like a rock. XD
Anywho, now that Sarah "throws like a girl", I accidentally hit a guy in the aforementioned unmentionable place...so hard that he fell over into the bushes.
I felt so bad... but not nearly as bad when he came up to me later and asked me in this submissive voice, "You threw that on purpose, didn't you?......
What'd I do to you? Apologies in advance, seriously."

What kind of monster am I. X-X

Yes previous days count as younger.
Holy cranberries Sarah! Well at least they won’t call your pitching weak anymore.