➡ Quail Hatch Along🥚

[ShrekDawg]

Bwhahaha. For the low, low price of $49.99 a month, you too can experience the pacifying effects of Banty's Whistles™ on your livestock!

Can I get a discount if I pay upfront?

Say, $25 a month? And I’ll throw in some cookies???

 

[BantyChooks]

Can I get a discount if I pay upfront?

Say, $25 a month? And I’ll throw in some cookies???

You had me at "cookies".

 

[ShrekDawg]

You had me at "cookies".

So you’re saying you’d do it for just cookies then?

 

[BantyChooks]

So you’re saying you’d do it for just cookies then?

Depends how many cookies there are, and whether they have chocolate chips.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Depends how many cookies there are, and whether they have chocolate chips.

Tons. At least 2 dozen. And they always have chocolate chips!! unless you don’t want chocolate chips in which case they don’t have chocolate chips.

 

[BantyChooks]

Tons. At least 2 dozen. And they always have chocolate chips!! unless you don’t want chocolate chips in which case they don’t have chocolate chips.

Me? You think there's a chance in H-E-double-hockey-sticks of me turning down chocolate chip cookies??

 

[ShrekDawg]

Me? You think there's a chance in H-E-double-hockey-sticks of me turning down chocolate chip cookies??

I never know if people want them or not when they ask if they have chocolate chips!! Lol cause it could be like “ewwwww chocolate chips!!!!” Or “chocolate chip is the only kind I eat”

For me, it’s the latter

 

[BantyChooks]

I never know if people want them or not when they ask if they have chocolate chips!! Lol cause it could be like “ewwwww chocolate chips!!!!” Or “chocolate chip is the only kind I eat”

For me, it’s the latter

Wholeheartedly agreed.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Wholeheartedly agreed.

Chocolate chip is the best kind for sure!!!

And oatmeal raisin is the worst.

Mostly because of the betrayal one feels when you THINK it’s chocolate chip and then it turns out to be a raisin.

 

[BullChick]

Instead of chocolate chip, use mini M&M’s!