Pictures? Will that keep away the closet monsters? I think you are trying to trick me.
Tell them you are consulting with me consulting with you about an urgent and highly personal matter that you don't want to discuss in public. Especially sober. Then storm off to the bathroom and bang on the walls for 5 minutes.
They will leave you alone for a good week.![]()
Please do this and then come back and tell us all about it!!!!

