➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[debid]

It's the fictional person who mysteriously died. We are trying to figure out how she died.

Patient died because students were busy watching duck egg videos and reading endless pages of banter while Anna went into cardiac arrest?

 

[Molpet]

GUYS!!!
We need to figure out how @potato chip can view the videos.
HELP!
I can't think of any other way besides what I mentioned.

I can't watch them on my pc because the internet service is soooo sloooow...
3 sec of video takes 30 sec to load.
But I can watch on my phone.

 

[pitbullmomma]

Patient died because students were busy watching duck egg videos and reading endless pages of banter while Anna went into cardiac arrest?

This is from the American Heart Associations most current CPR book:

1.) Step away from Kiki's Balut Hatching Thread. Do not click "Like."

2.) Assess the scene.

3.) Yell for help ("somebody call 911!")

4.) Check pulse; assess for signs of death.

5.) Begin compressions, give two breaths, hook up the AED when someone brings it and press the big black button.

6.) When other people run over to do rescue breaths and help pump on the chest, yell "Great job, you've got this!" and run back over your computer to catch up on the 236 posts you missed while trying to save Anna.

 

[User395221]

Can you go straight to the Youtube channel and watch from there?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMb1Uplve6sorA_vs4HLFwQ

Yes, thanks, works on youtube. It's very active, isn't it?

 

[Kiki]

Yes, thanks, works on youtube. It's very active, isn't it?

I am so glad you can see them there!

WOOT!

I have no idea if this is considered active or not.
I've never seen a live egg before.

 

[Smuvers Farm]

147 pages currently is EXACTLY why Boss Lady told you to make a separate thread. BL didn't want the Squatch thread invaded. Good Boss Lady.......

 

[Rose Quartz]

GUYS!!!
We need to figure out how @potato chip can view the videos.
HELP!
I can't think of any other way besides what I mentioned.

I didnt see what was mentioned... but you could try turning it into a gif.

 

[Mysimplewyominglife]

Can I chat with you on one of those devices today?
I bet you have a funny accent.

I mean a different accent.

Lol I prob had a weird screwed up half british half american accent now. come in handy tho when back in the states and some doughnut is like u wanna sign my petition and im like no mate I'm from the UK that would be illegal LOL

 

[Blooie]

I think you missed the post where I put them in my refridgerator for a few hours after I got home from the store with them.

I did miss that....dunno how! And just to prove that I HAVE kept up since then, I quoted yours!

I know how hard it is to candle and try to make a video at the same time, so this time I might actually have a worthwhile suggestion. You know those little easel thingies they sell like 100 for a $1.00 (exaggeration!) at dollar stores - the ones you can buy to display decorative plates on? Yeah, I had a couple of those so I put my phone on one, used a rubber band to keep it from slipping, then I could just set it up, get the egg in the shot, hit play, and use both hands to control the flashlight and the egg. I was always afraid that doing the juggling thing was gonna make me drop an egg when I was holding the camera with one hand. The camera was steadier too.

 

[User395221]

I have no idea if this is considered active or not.
I've never seen a live egg before.

I looked in my chicken eggs (the pale shelled ones, the brown ones I could never see anything) and they'd wiggle a little bit, but they weren't wriggling as much as lil ducky. He might be about to come out?