➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Kiki]

Baby Balut.
Oh boy he's getting cute.

 

[littleprairieheartsfarm]

Congratulations on the duckling...I have to go back to 9571 to catch up!

Here is something cute....I'm sure Lily is embarrassed that I'm sharing these photos of her in her big girl panties...She is 10.5 months. After this heat, she will be spayed. Big breeds need time for their growth plates to terminate before spaying.
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Our bulldog is in heat too. We’ll be breeding though once she turns 2. She’s only 7 months right now. Our male thinks she’s the prettiest lady in all the land, and she’s began to think he’s pretty good looking too.

 

[Kiki]

 

[Kiki]

"You, striking American woman. I casually smoked my cigarette outside the Vietnamese market where I work, awaiting your return. We chatted about Vietnamese delicacies. Did you enjoy the eggs I helped you buy? Tell me what market we met at and I will know it's you."

Hilarious

 

[WVduckchick]

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I would wager on pekin. That's pretty big.

Black Swedish:


Call duck:

 

[Kiki]

"Man seeking Woman:
Nice white lady come to my store. She buy balut eggs from counter, and quail eggs.
Very next day she come back and ask about eggs. She buy more duck eggs but not from counter this time.
Week later she is back! Ask egg questions. Buy more balut eggs.
I think she here for me not eggs. If you nice lady who like to eat balut with me please come back to store.
Love, The Man"

 

[adrikeen]

You would have to be crazy to NOT laugh at this stuff. Those fake “missed connection” adds for Kiki and the Man, were some of the greatest things the internet has ever produced

 

[Kiki]

I would wager on pekin. That's pretty big.

Black Swedish:
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Call duck:
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He seems gigantic to me.
Compared to the horse chicks he is gigantic.

 

[WVduckchick]

I guess I missed all that too. Holy schmoly!

 

[Kiki]

Where is @Cyprus ?
Did she see him yet or is she missing it??

She is probably running around like a nut right about now.
Today is her fair day.