So...
On my front porch I have wooden Halloween pumpkins, ghost and a witch. They tend to fall over when it's windy. Last night, no wind. Chef and I are watching tv and we hear the figures falling over. After #2 went over, I had to go see what the issue was. Turned on the porch light and .....
Now, what you don't see is what raccoon # 1 is looking at...and that's a nasty opossum that wants the food bowl in front of raccoon #1. The food bowl is actually for the neighbor cats and now explains why I am constantly going through cat food. Ahem.