Oh lord, don’t get me started on my lost license fiasco.
Too late... lol!
Went to the dmv to get a replacement and was told that they needed my first divorce certificate and my new marriage license to “prove” who I am. I got divorced in 1998 for cripes sake! Remarried in ‘06. Like they didn’t need this proof for the last 15 years of issuing me license??
Luckily I was able to mail-order both vital records ($12 each), I thought I was going to have to go get in person, 2 hour drive away.
I used my concealed weapons carry permit the couple of times to buy cigarettes