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KDOGG331 said:
Didn’t want to take the quail thread off topic YET AGAIN (Sorry Kiki :oops: ) so figured I’d post it here instead haha

But okay so somehow I think kids were mentioned on that thread? Bantys I think? And, well, I never knew Banty had kids and always kind of pictured her as a Lone Ranger/lone wolf/ninja type living way out in the middle of the great blue yonder or North Pole or wherever all by her little lonesome. :lau :oops:

Not that she couldn’t have them if she wanted to, just never pictured her as wanting to LOL

Unless maybe they are nieces or nephews or something lol
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Hmm, ninja, I like that. I think I'm a bit too... round for that role.

KDOGG331 said:
Trueeee I suppose but I thought he just ate cookies??

And.... :eek: you wouldn’t eat Rudolph!! :hit :rant:smack
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Pfft, I did away with that years ago. He was getting fat.

Which one? Rudolph I, II, III, IV, or V? The first three made Christmas dinner years ago; #4 is in neat packages in the freezer as we speak. :gig
 
BantyChooks said:
Hmm, ninja, I like that. I think I'm a bit too... round for that role.


Pfft, I did away with that years ago. He was getting fat.

Which one? Rudolph I, II, III, IV, or V? The first three made Christmas dinner years ago; #4 is in neat packages in the freezer as we speak. :gig
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Totally not how I pictured you either :lau but then again I also initially thought you were close to my age like mid to late 20s haha funny how we picture people or characters in books or whatever :lau but that’s not a bad thing at all btw, I just imagine everyone a certain way lol still awesome though and ninjas can be any size lol Although I guess you can’t really be ninja AND Santa? But who knows, maybe being Santa isn’t paying well enough anymore and he needs a side gig? :lau

LOL whoops!! I’ll leave out a salad this year then! :lau Sorry Santa! :oops:

OMG!!! Not Rudolph!! You monster! :hit :smack

P.S. you can eat all the other reindeer! But not Rudolph!! Or actually any of the other named ones lol but besides, aren’t Santa’s reindeer like immortal or something? I mean why do they always have the same name for forever?
 
KDOGG331 said:
Totally not how I pictured you either :lau but then again I also initially thought you were close to my age like mid to late 20s haha funny how we picture people or characters in books or whatever :lau but that’s not a bad thing at all btw, I just imagine everyone a certain way lol still awesome though and ninjas can be any size lol Although I guess you can’t really be ninja AND Santa? But who knows, maybe being Santa isn’t paying well enough anymore and he needs a side gig? :lau

LOL whoops!! I’ll leave out a salad this year then! :lau Sorry Santa! :oops:

OMG!!! Not Rudolph!! You monster! :hit :smack

P.S. you can eat all the other reindeer! But not Rudolph!! Or actually any of the other named ones lol but besides, aren’t Santa’s reindeer like immortal or something? I mean why do they always have the same name for forever?
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It's a surprisingly helpful gig. We never get caught because the cops write the people that describe us off as nuts. "What do you mean Santa broke into your corrupt business and released your tax records to the public??"

Because PETA would be on our butt if they knew where the reindeer went. Immortal animals is good for the job face.
 
BantyChooks said:
It's a surprisingly helpful gig. We never get caught because the cops write the people that describe us off as nuts. "What do you mean Santa broke into your corrupt business and released your tax records to the public??"

Because PETA would be on our butt if they knew where the reindeer went. Immortal animals is good for the job face.
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:lau that’s actually a perfect idea and use of your other job! They get labeled as nuts, you get to expose corrupt businesses! Win, win. Especially if they also get sent to a psych ward or prison and can’t conduct business anymore :lau also I like that use your powers for good and not bad unlike the ninjas in daredevil lol

And true!! But PETA sucks anyway!!! And soooo.... the immortal thing is like a front??
 
KDOGG331 said:
:lau that’s actually a perfect idea and use of your other job! They get labeled as nuts, you get to expose corrupt businesses! Win, win. Especially if they also get sent to a psych ward or prison and can’t conduct business anymore :lau also I like that use your powers for good and not bad unlike the ninjas in daredevil lol

And true!! But PETA sucks anyway!!! And soooo.... the immortal thing is like a front??
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Technically, nobody's asked. We just make sure the replacements look the same and we give them the same name. Rudolph's nose? Glow in the dark paint.
 

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