Store bought cucumbers are made of tears and ground up orphan boys. They're terrible.

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Store bought cucumbers are made of tears and ground up orphan boys. They're terrible.
My parents STILL are not getting it through their heads about this healthy eating thing!!! It’s been like forever. Today they went to McDonalds and brought back some burger or other. Asked if I wanted it. No. So dad ate it. Then now they are at Chik Fil A and just texted me what I wanted. I replied “Nothing thanks” They had called like 20 minutes ago and said they were on their way home and asked if I’d eaten yet (I hadn’t), said they hadn’t either, but I figured they’d just come home or something. Till they sent the text about Chik Fil A.
Anyway, I tell them every single time they bring home or want to bring home fast food or want to buy Chinese or pizza or whatever that I. Do. Not. Eat. That. Crap. But they just don’t get it.
I get it, they’re just trying to be nice, and I do appreciate it, I really do. A lot of people don’t have that. But it just gets a little frustrating when I’m trying not to eat that crap and they constantly want to eat it. Or when they go off and say they’ll bring me something home and then bring back crap! Knowing full well I don’t eat it. Thus leaving me to fend for myself yet again or sometimes I go buy something instead but often everything’s closed if they come back late so I can’t. Which sucks. In that case I usually either go to the grocery store and get something there or just make eggs yet again or something shitty and fast like a pb&j cause I’m starving. That last one is very rare now but I used to do it a lot.
Just gets a little annoying.
Now, I don’t always eat the healthiest either. Like today I made French toast with my eggs. But I’ve been trying. And I made sure to eat some cucumber from my garden along with it so I’d get some veggies in. And I’ve been trying (and doing pretty well) at not eating crap like bread and sugar and stuff but I’ve been really craving French toast lately and have been good all week, cooking all my own food and eating tons of vegetables from the garden, so I splurged today. Shouldn’t have but I did and now dinner will be healthier with some squash maybe.
But the fast food part has been forever. Yeah I still screw up and eat French toast and/or ice cream and stuff like that occasionally but I haven’t eaten fast food in a long time, like months, and I’ve been trying not to for years. Slip up some occasionally obviously hence why it’s only been months not years and there was a point where I ate it like daily for a long time. But I don’t now. And I mean true fast food not like Subway and Panera and stuff.
TN regulates the crap out of egg sales.Date the egg carton
Put a piece of painters tape on the carton, mark the date of first and last egg. Remove tape to sell or reuse carton
Those regulations are not specific to TN. They are just requiring you to follow the FDA regulations.TN regulates the crap out of egg sales.
We aren't permitted to reuse cartons. Ever. Not for storage of eggs for sale nor selling. If we go to the farmer's market, we need a portable temperature-controlled chiller to maintain a constant refrigerator temp. Eggs we store at home for sale also need to be temperature controlled. AND, all eggs have to be washed with an approved sterilization method.
Does everyone follow this? Probably not. But if someone gets sick, you can be held responsible for not meeting these regulations.
I don't sell eggs for this reason. It's either jump in with both feet or keep a personal use flock.
OK. I found the information on a TN government website when I first looked into it and it kept referencing TN so I assumed the regulations varied by state.Those regulations are not specific to TN. They are just requiring you to follow the FDA regulations.
Yet another reason to get your own place. When you are the only person living there or among like-minded or independent roomies, you are forced to plan your meals a bit, load your part of the fridge/cabinets with only what you eat, and nobody is constantly undermining your efforts. You have no idea what you're missing or you would have been out of there ages ago. But, I promise, it's super liberating! And you'll enjoy the time you do spend with them more.
The regulations can vary by state but those just happen to be the FDA regulations for commercial egg production.OK. I found the information on a TN government website when I first looked into it and it kept referencing TN so I assumed the regulations varied by state.
Date the egg carton
Put a piece of painters tape on the carton, mark the date of first and last egg. Remove tape to sell or reuse carton