➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[Molpet]

Imagine if you got in a wreck and were permanently known to the EMTs as “that one lady who was covered in 5,000 crickets.”
The mental image is killing me. Paramedics roll up and you’re like “oh, hi. I can explain.”

They would roll up and run off
They seemed like a million

I took them into work and gave them to a friend. He kept them in his office for the day. His secretary was not thrilled
Putting them back in the box they came in was fun, even though I had them in a cold basement.

 

[mixedUPturk]

Omg i you ladies this was a fun catchup

Yeah that would be best. There is a place just down the street that sells small amounts.

And it will probably be easier to feed them to Hoshi than Tad. Tad’s tank has lots of places for bugs to hide, plus her background is cork bark. So if you didn’t supervise the feeding, then the crickets would climb to the top to get away. I had to keep knocking them down like whack-a-mole. It was annoying.

For the chameleons who eat much slower than dragons or geckos i would have to pinch off the back legs of each individual cricket before i put them into the feeding cup.

I love how much yall are able to vary their diets these days! 10 yrs ago those things werent really avalible u had to really dig.

Hey, happy 5k pages on the baluttie thread!
Let’s release 5,000 crickets in celebration!

NO

Omg theres always the one who gets away and chirps all flipn night

And rhey do smell like farts!

I had the cricket keeper box w the tubes and feed and the jello like water supplement. Whole 9 yards chameleons eat everyday and i wasnt goin to the pet store more than once a wk. Pain in the butt. Dont miss the cricket days.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh and @CSAchook : I am finishing Galavant right now.

I would have last night but then I discovered it was 10 episodes in the final season not 8 like I thought and I wasn’t gonna stay up till 4

Disappointing cause I watched the entire rest of the season and was planning on finishing it last night but also exciting cause now I get to watch it tonight too.

Update: I flippin love this show and the last two episodes had me rolling

I might need to to watch the show again already

@CSAchook you have me addicted to this show now. And I think I am going to tell my friend who like LOVES musicals and stuff about it. I think he’d really like it. The music is so good.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Imagine if you got in a wreck and were permanently known to the EMTs as “that one lady who was covered in 5,000 crickets.”
The mental image is killing me. Paramedics roll up and you’re like “oh, hi. I can explain.”

OMG!!

I bet they see a lot of weird shiz but that might take the cake

Ha nearest field is next door.

I had them a couple days. Wasn't too bad. I was at work most of the time. Noisy fan runs when I am sleeping due to highway noise

I have a fan too usually but haven’t been using it lately cause it’s been so cold. I might turn it on low tonight though. It goes in the window so brings air in and it’s a bit cold for that, plenty cold enough with just the window open, but I like the noise. It’s relaxing for some reason. Idk why but I seem to sleep better with it. I think it’s cause with the fan I can’t really hear anything else, it’s just one constant noise, instead of focusing on every other little noise.

They would roll up and run off
They seemed like a million

I took them into work and gave them to a friend. He kept them in his office for the day. His secretary was not thrilled
Putting them back in the box they came in was fun, even though I had them in a cold basement.

Oh boy! This is how I imagine the postal workers feel when they get a million boxes of chicks in every spring

 

[Tesumph]

I love how much yall are able to vary their diets these days! 10 yrs ago those things werent really avalible u had to really dig.

Too true! Even 6 years ago when I rescued Finn and Jake my only options in stores were crickets or mealworms. The variety is much better nowadays!

I had the cricket keeper box w the tubes and feed and the jello like water supplement. Whole 9 yards chameleons eat everyday and i wasnt goin to the pet store more than once a wk. Pain in the butt. Dont miss the cricket days.

Oh geez, I did the same. Plastic cricket keeper with a week’s supply.
I actually successfully bred crickets for a while in a 10 gallon once I got sick of buying them weekly, it was fairly simple. The smell and noise was just too much though. They’re so disgusting.

 

[Tesumph]

I bet they see a lot of weird shiz but that might take the cake

A good friend of mine was turning left on green at an intersection and got t-boned by someone on their phone. He was eating applesauce at the time.
He was covered in it. lmao.
And that’s how he came to be known as “Applesauce” by all the paramedics and nurses. Poor guy.

 

[ShrekDawg]

A good friend of mine was turning left on green at an intersection and got t-boned by someone on their phone. He was eating applesauce at the time.
He was covered in it. lmao.
And that’s how he came to be known as “Applesauce” by all the paramedics and nurses. Poor guy.

OMG that’s hysterical!!

Poor guy is right but OMG

Although.... why was he eating applesauce while driving!? I feel like that’s such a strange thing to eat while driving? Also quite difficult with the spoon and the steering wheel

 

[Tesumph]

OMG that’s hysterical!!

Poor guy is right but OMG

Although.... why was he eating applesauce while driving!? I feel like that’s such a strange thing to eat while driving? Also quite difficult with the spoon and the steering wheel

Applesauce time waits for nothing.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Applesauce time waits for nothing.

Applesauce is delicious so I mean... I get it.

 

[Tesumph]

Applesauce is delicious so I mean... I get it.

Never tried it but I know some addicts.
Can’t be half bad if it’s worth totaling your car over hahaha.