➡I accidentally bought Balut eggs: 2 live ducks! Now a Chat Thread!

[ShrekDawg]

Never tried it but I know some addicts.
Can’t be half bad if it’s worth totaling your car over hahaha.

You’ve never tried apple sauce before!?

Although that said.... not all of it is good. Some of the store brand stuff is gross and regular is kinda runny/plain. I much prefer chunky applesauce. Especially cinnamon applesauce. And chunky cinnamon applesauce mixed with cottage cheese!? Ah. Maze. Ing.

And hahaha very true!!!

I would do it for sweets

 

[Tesumph]

You’ve never tried apple sauce before!?

Although that said.... not all of it is good. Some of the store brand stuff is gross and regular is kinda runny/plain. I much prefer chunky applesauce. Especially cinnamon applesauce. And chunky cinnamon applesauce mixed with cottage cheese!? Ah. Maze. Ing.

And hahaha very true!!!

I would do it for sweets

I’m fructose intolerant lol.

That being said, if someone offered me warm homemade cinnamon applesauce I would most definitely eat myself sick and have many regrets.
Hard pass on the cottage cheese though.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I’m fructose intolerant lol.

That being said, if someone offered me warm homemade cinnamon applesauce I would most definitely eat myself sick and have many regrets.
Hard pass on the cottage cheese though.

Wait for real!? So you can’t eat like any fruit!?

Can you eat any sugar at all!?

And yessss!!! Homemade applesauce is so good!! although there is this one kind from the store I like. I think it’s mussleman or something like that. They make delicious chunky cinnamon applesauce.

I’ve been eating myself sick lately with cookies (and crackers but mostly cookies) so I get it

And normally I’m not a huge cottage cheese person either but trust me... mixed with the applesauce and cinnamon (sometimes I add cinnamon if I can’t find cinnamon applesauce) it is incredible lol

 

[Tesumph]

Wait for real!? So you can’t eat like any fruit!?

Can you eat any sugar at all!?

And yessss!!! Homemade applesauce is so good!! although there is this one kind from the store I like. I think it’s mussleman or something like that. They make delicious chunky cinnamon applesauce.

I’ve been eating myself sick lately with cookies (and crackers but mostly cookies) so I get it

And normally I’m not a huge cottage cheese person either but trust me... mixed with the applesauce and cinnamon (sometimes I add cinnamon if I can’t find cinnamon applesauce) it is incredible lol

Well I can eat anything I want.. with consequences lmao.

I can’t have things that are higher in fructose than they are in glucose, including but not limited to: fruit juice concentrate, corn syrup, most artificial sweeteners, honey, and most fruits.

The texture of cottage cheese and chunky applesauce would probably make me gag.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Well I can eat anything I want.. with consequences lmao.

I can’t have things that are higher in fructose than they are in glucose, including but not limited to: fruit juice concentrate, corn syrup, most artificial sweeteners, honey, and most fruits.

The texture of cottage cheese and chunky applesauce would probably make me gag.

that is very true!! I’ve done that before too

And ahh okay that makes sense. Luckily most of those things aren’t really good for you’re not really missing out lol

Except fruit is delicious.

And honey. Wait. How do you have tea without honey in it!? I can’t do it. It’s gross without it lol

And that’s fair!! I can barely handle the texture of cottage cheese tbh. But with the applesauce it’s good. Although I have to have a certain curd size and everything.

Although that said I can’t really eat dairy anymore.

 

[Tesumph]

that is very true!! I’ve done that before too

And ahh okay that makes sense. Luckily most of those things aren’t really good for you’re not really missing out lol

Except fruit is delicious.

And honey. Wait. How do you have tea without honey in it!? I can’t do it. It’s gross without it lol

And that’s fair!! I can barely handle the texture of cottage cheese tbh. But with the applesauce it’s good. Although I have to have a certain curd size and everything.

Although that said I can’t really eat dairy anymore.

I definitely am missing out lol. My entire childhood was spent with constant stomach aches. I was getting tests and seeing gastroenterologists but I didn’t connect the dots until I was 18-19.. such a simple solution but it blew my mind.
“How could you not realize such a huge food trigger?”
Well, for example, chocolate milk really upsets my stomach. The logical answer was that I was sensitive to dairy. Nope! Powder and liquid chocolate flavoring makes me very sick.
Same with frosting. I would get sick at every birthday party. It sucked.
Every thanksgiving and Christmas, like clockwork, I would get very ill 1/4 of the way into our amazing meal and could barely touch my plate. My parents thought I was just a picky eater, or the smells were making me queasy. Nope! We have a tradition of cracking open sparkling fruit juices that we only drink during the holidays. A couple sips and I’m out. Mystery solved too late, so many holiday dinners ruined.
About a year ago it ruined a fancy date night at an expensive restaurant. I had no idea that wine would make me so sick.

Many of my favorite foods are high in fructose. Mangoes, gummy bears, cider, banana bread, literally anything with semi-sweet chocolate chips..
Some stuff you would have no idea. Cobblers, some cereals, tomato paste, barbecue sauce, coconut milk, snap peas, brown sugar.. to name a few. It’s not like you can find the fructose percentage on an ingredient label.

So yea, it sucks, and I’m missing out. And that’s my rant about that.

But hey, who needs a diet when cake will go right through you? Lol.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I definitely am missing out lol. My entire childhood was spent with constant stomach aches. I was getting tests and seeing gastroenterologists but I didn’t connect the dots until I was 18-19.. such a simple solution but it blew my mind.
“How could you not realize such a huge food trigger?”
Well, for example, chocolate milk really upsets my stomach. The logical answer was that I was sensitive to dairy. Nope! Powder and liquid chocolate flavoring makes me very sick.
Same with frosting. I would get sick at every birthday party. It sucked.
Every thanksgiving and Christmas, like clockwork, I would get very ill 1/4 of the way into our amazing meal and could barely touch my plate. My parents thought I was just a picky eater, or the smells were making me queasy. Nope! We have a tradition of cracking sparking fruit juices that we only drink during the holidays. A couple sips and I’m out. Mystery solved too late, so many holiday dinners ruined.
About a year ago it ruined a fancy date night at an expensive restaurant. I had no idea that wine would make me so sick.

Many of my favorite foods are high in fructose. Mangoes, gummy bears, cider, banana bread, literally anything with semi-sweet chocolate chips..
Some stuff you would have no idea. Cobblers, some cereals, tomato paste, barbecue sauce, coconut milk, snap peas, brown sugar.. to name a few. It’s not like you can find the fructose percentage on an ingredient label.

So yea, it sucks, and I’m missing out. And that’s my rant about that.

But hey, who needs a diet when cake will go right through you? Lol.

OMG that sounds so awful!! I am so sorry.

And I am also very sorry for my extremely insensitive, ignorant, and I am sure hurtful comment. I honestly hadn’t even thought about birthday cakes or ruined holidays or all the foods it could be hidden in that most people wouldn’t think of or maybe would take for granted. I guess I figured it’d be mostly the really processed or packaged stuff that was a problem. Didn’t even think of some of those foods/beverages listed. But you know what they say about assuming things. I should have asked you about it or thought before speaking so I am sorry.

 

[ShrekDawg]

In other news, do you think Luna could win the cutest little potato loaf of the year award!?

Spoiler: Potato loaf

 

[Tesumph]

OMG that sounds so awful!! I am so sorry.

And I am also very sorry for my extremely insensitive, ignorant, and I am sure hurtful comment. I honestly hadn’t even thought about birthday cakes or ruined holidays or all the foods it could be hidden in that most people wouldn’t think of or maybe would take for granted. I guess I figured it’d be mostly the really processed or packaged stuff that was a problem. Didn’t even think of some of those foods/beverages listed. But you know what they say about assuming things. I should have asked you about it or thought before speaking so I am sorry.

Oh gosh no, not hurtful at all ya goober.
You just happened to open a can of worms about something I don’t get to complain about often.
Sorry for the rant!

 

[Tesumph]

In other news, do you think Luna could win the cutest little potato loaf of the year award!?

Spoiler: Potato loaf

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She is a cute little loaf.
She looks extremely similar to my old best friend’s cat. I can feel my allergies playing up from here LOL.