I've been called worse. I am cute, though. Chocolate has a place. Muffins, even though they are just large cookies, really don't appeal to me with chocolate. You can't enjoy the chocolatiness when the chips are lost in a mass of dough, imho.
A nice dark chocolate, pair with walnuts or fruit, is delightful. Bursting with flavor and they compliment each other. Unlike soft serve dipped in chocolate plastic whose only purpose is to deliver sugar straight to the brain.
Why was Batty called Bubbles? That does sound like an interesting bit of trivia.