3-year-old son for sale - cheap

[Eggs4Sale]

We left the house yesterday to go to the grocery store.
When we got home, I went to feed the animals.
Oldest son comes running out yelling like someone had a hand cut off.
Turns out that before we left for the grocery store, 3-yr-old son washed his hands and an EGG in the bathroom sink, plugged the stopper up, and left the water running. It was that way for more than an hour. No, the sink doesn't have an overflow hole. The overflow is called the floor.

 

[Elite Silkies]

Oh no.......... How bad is it?

 

[sred98]

SOLD!!! What will shipping be to my zipcode?

Hopefully it's not too bad.

Can insurance cover it?

Shelly

 

[Eggs4Sale]

The linoleum still feels soggy, so I know there's water underneath.

When the mold comes, I'll murder him.

 

[saddina]

$50 enough? I'll put him to work with my 2 on the plans for that volcano lair. We now put the kids in the car and do a fast house walkthru to make sure everything's off and doors are open, long story involving cat trapped in room during 103 heat....

 

[Mahonri]

This could be expensive.

Just bring him over, he'll fit in here.

 

[Eggs4Sale]

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I don't have the right size box for him. Can I ship a kid in a chicken cage?

 

[debilorrah]

I have a 20 year old to trade you. Male, 6'1, 137lbs (yes that is not a typo).

 

[Shelanie]

I'm sorry. I totally feel your pain. While I was in the middle of a 24 hour shift my son called me and said someone started the bathtub before we left for town and now the kitchen is like a slip and slide! Thank God for home owners insurance!

 

[Eggs4Sale]

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You'd THINK I would have learned this by now!