Well, after my morning, I can only hope my luck improves.
I made myself some breakfast burritos, picked up my fork, and sat down at the table to eat them. Noticed that some of the refried bean mixture was on the fork and went to lick it off...only to discover that a) my fork was still on the counter and b) the teenage nephew had opened up a can of cat food for the critters and left the fork sitting on the counter where mine was.
Ugh. Ack. Pthewie. Not enough hot sauce in the world to get rid of the lingering flavor of tuna "surprise".
OMG!!! Too stinking funny!!