Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by chanelle, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. chanelle

    chanelle Out Of The Brooder

    All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From My Hens
    -Thank you for permission to share such a cute poem!

    Wake up early, stay busy, rest when you need to, but always stay alert.
    Visit your favorite places each day.
    Scratch out a living.
    Routine is good.
    Plump is good.
    Don't ponder your purpose in life - your brain is too small.
    Accept the pecking order and know your enemies.
    Weed your garden.
    Protect your children fiercely - sit on them if you need to.
    Take them for walks, show them the little things and talk constantly.
    Make a nice nest. Share it with friends.
    Brag on your accomplishments.
    Don't count your chicks before they hatch.
    Protect your nest egg.
    Test your wings once in awhile.
    Squawk when necessary.
    As you age, demand respect.
    Leave a little something for those who care about you.
    Chase butterflies
  2. LOL awesome, can i post one..? :p
  3. chanelle

    chanelle Out Of The Brooder

    lol absolutely [​IMG]
  4. lol

    Being loud means you get attention
    Cleansliness is being perfect
    Head hen will kill you if you step out of line
    Turkeys are annoying
    Scratching means food and lots of bugs
    Kids need to be pecked on the top of their head to be put in line
    If a cockeral breeds with you kill him
    If a rooster breeds with you kill him
    If a hen thinks shes higher on the pecking order kill her

    LOL, its based off of our chickies :p
  5. chanelle

    chanelle Out Of The Brooder

    Smiling I thought so[​IMG]
  6. lol, yours was funny too, and very correct
  7. Gerbil

    Gerbil Oh, Crazy!

    Jun 24, 2010
    Awww, that was sweet! :love
    And applicable to my Silkies, however our Orps more or less follow CBL's.
  8. lidy banny woo

    lidy banny woo Out Of The Brooder

    Here is one...

    Never roost on an electric fence.
    Kill spiders.
    Always respect the patriarch whether or not he's had to maim you yet.
    Kill some more spiders.
    Never mount a hen with sickle feathers.
    Continue killing spiders.
    Always dust after every meal.
    Kill spiders.
    Only date farm boys.
    Kill alot of spiders.
    Talk in some kind of morse code.
    Get amply rewarded by your arachniphobic poultrimen.
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  9. LOL!!
  10. lidy banny woo

    lidy banny woo Out Of The Brooder

    this is lidy, hi [​IMG]

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