I love when I can wake up to a thread like this....y'all have started my day off with a bang!
I think the Amish/Mennonite Man/Imposter will bring the bucket back today. He simply needed the poop for his garden/compost.
In the meantime, maybe you need a sign in the yard that says
"please return my bucket...you may keep the poop. No questions asked"

I think the Amish/Mennonite Man/Imposter will bring the bucket back today. He simply needed the poop for his garden/compost.
In the meantime, maybe you need a sign in the yard that says
"please return my bucket...you may keep the poop. No questions asked"
