Have you ever tried to cancel cable? I ditched Dish a few years ago. The woman wouldn’t let me though. She kept trying to get me to stay, and demanding to know all kinds of personal things. She had me a sobbing mess, and I finally snapped when my pleas for her to let me go went unheeded. My goodness, I didn’t beg that much five years ago during the showdown when I saved Duckling, and lost our own baby! I finally started screaming at her, told her to cancel my service without me, and that I had better have a cancellation email within a short while (I probably said twenty minutes). I called, and spoke to a supervisor a few days later. I hope they actually recorded the call, and fired that woman.