It was AWFUL I tell ya! There I was, standing at the counter in the kitchen. I was prying apart two beef roasts, and finally they separated. Triumphant, I turned to size up my choices for slow cooking it. What I didn’t know was that there was a vicious beast waiting around the corner. He had sniffed out the meat, and was lying in wait for his chance. I saw him but a moment as he was licking his chops in anticipation. Suddenly, he was upon me! He pounced upon me, snarling and growling. His razor sharp teeth tearing into his prize, he … I lost my train of thought, but I still know I am funny.
The dog did wait around the corner. I also really thought he was going to attack the meat. He was licking his lips, and I’ve never seen him do that.
By the way, it was pizza dough in the freezer. I’ll still use it to make rolls for beef sandwiches.
The dog did wait around the corner. I also really thought he was going to attack the meat. He was licking his lips, and I’ve never seen him do that.
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By the way, it was pizza dough in the freezer. I’ll still use it to make rolls for beef sandwiches.