Anybody else have a spouse like this?

[OverEggstended]

Nope... I have the "are you sure you are not gay?" sort of guy. And happy to have him that way!

He loves Gilmore Girls, is great at color coordinating, complains that he is not allowed to cook more often, keeps the bathroom spic and span, and if anyone where he works ever heard the way he talks to his dog or the parrots he would have to resign! LOL


My daughter on the other hand IS a natural blonde and with an IQ over 165 has "blonde moments" constantly! We love her regardless. She is good entertainment if nothing else at times!



My brother used to have a girlfriend that kept begging all of us to help her with wordsearches. Now THAT was annoying!

 

[Ms.FuzzyButts]

Yes he is. But mine likes to ask what I refer to as stupid questions more than anything. We have our own business in our front yard. When we leave for the day, he exits the back and locks it and exit the front and lock it. He always asks if I am gonna lock it. I tell him no, I was gonna leave it wide open for all the world to enter. He says I dont have to be an Smart *** and I say you know how I feel about dumb questions. Or at dinner he will say, Was you gonna cook? Naw, I figured we might try starving for a change! I love him anyway though!

 

[Cindiloohoo]

Not just a spouse...the whole family! I just can't keep a straight face most of the time.

DH- almost convinced him that the dominant roo that was mating the not so dominant roo would make the dominated roo lay eggs!

DD18-convinced her that her pregnant rabbit would hold the babies in until we got nesting materials in there for her to make a nest to have them.

DD12-While working in the yard and her wanting to "help" (AKA HINDER) I gave her the job of finding the me the "board stretcher" in the shed...got rid of her for a while

Don't get me wrong they are all smart with high IQ's and blah blah blah...but just lacking in commom sense! And someone said something about dumb questions....welcome to my world! Any one of my family can look straight dead at something, and walk to the other end of the house to ask where it is.

 

[babymakes6]

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This HAS to be the best one, so far!

It sounds like my Parent's (very true blonde!) neighbor-she loved jokes, ESPECIALLY blonde jokes, and her favorite one was "Why do blondes always wear ponytails?"
The answer, of course, is "to hide the valve stem!"
She asked my Dad, every time she saw him for 3 weeks, to tell her that joke again. She would laugh and laugh and as soon as she got done laughing she would say, "I still don't get that one!"

She is the same person who (lived in PA), went to a Sam's Club in MD with her mother. Her mother bought a business membership, and to help her out she wanted to buy a membership from her Mom. When they asked her for ID, she started to pull out her Sam's membership card! THEN, she was embarrassed because she already had one, but she didn't want to embarass herself further by admitting she had one, so she bought a SECOND one!

 

[Rafter 7 Paint Horses]

Y'all just aren't right!!!!

My DH gets me all the time...and then acts like he is fishing with a pole ( casting and reeling in)! He says "I got you hook, line and sinker"!
He has a very devious mind and he will pull stuff on anybody.
Once we had an egg customer ask if we had any of those green eggs, He said "sure", and went and got a dozen of them, and showed them to her. She asked how we got the chickens to lay colored eggs.
He told her that they didn't come out that way, they were really white, but he left them out in the sun, mold formed on them, and then he just brushes the mold off and the egg is colored.
She handed the eggs back to him and said "I don't believe I want these, but Thank You anyway".

He baits people, and they fall for his stories EVERY time. He is so convincing, that even when I know better, he'll still get me.

I cook all the time now, but when we first got together, I didn't. I needed to take a dish for a dinner at work, so he said he would make a pecan pie for me to take.
Well, I made the mistake of asking him if I could help him. He doesn't crush up any of the pecans, so when he poured the first pie into the shell, he said, "Yes, you can flip over the pecan halves that are not right side up."
I asked if he was serious, He said "Have you ever seen a pecan pie with the halves wrong side up?" Well, I never paid any attention to which way the pecans were laying in a pie...
so I flipped the pecan halves over so all of them were the same direction. I asked if he wanted me to do it to the next pie he had fixed, too.
He said "No, that way we can tell which pie you need to take to work and which one is for us" Satisfied me...then he added, "I just never seen anybody actually turn the halves over before".

It doesn't seem funny in print, but he thought it was hilarious. He told everybody he came across about it. He had told some people at a rodeo once, and a couple of months later, we had taken some rank horses to a buck-out a couple of hours away, to be tried as rodeo stock, and he was talking to a guy about his rope and asked if he could take it and show it me, cause I didn't believe him about what he had told me. That man said "After the pecan pie thing, I don't blame her not believing you".
I had never even heard this man's name before that night, and he knew about it.

He does this sort of thing all the time. I tell him, "It's not funny, unless everybody laughs", but he doesn't believe me. He says " You should have seen it from over here, it was funny"

Jean

 

[WriterofWords]

I had a gullible friend in high school and I'd ask her to call the radio station and ask for songs that didn't exist. For instance instead of Marty Robbin's song Big Iron, I'd have her ask for Scrap Iron,,, she fell for it every time!

 

[cedar post]

Anybody else have a spouse like this? Yea but I'm the SPOUSE

Mike

 

[Elite Silkies]

I can't get my husband that often, but I did get my uncle really good. I surely have a nice spot downstairs for this one. We were all Self Employed at the time and I told him that the Funeral Home called and needed some re-painting and would like an estimate. The contact name I gave him was My Remains.

The Funeral Home Secretary cursed him out really good. He was always so gullible (sp) and fell for everything.

 

[OverEggstended]

Many of you may have already heard this one: (was in my e-mail as a practical joke to try)

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, You've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

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Instead... we actually DID this one:

http://www.edugeek.net/forums/jokes-interweb-things/45371-turkey-recipe.html

We combined the setup in the first post (see thumbnail... wait for it to load if needed, it is worth it!) with the aluminum foil from the later post. My DH was then called in as the guest of honor to carve the bird. Priceless! And very tasty I might add!

 

[Elite Silkies]

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That is too funny!