

Just a funny today. The end of last week i put ceramic eggs in the nest box. Fast forward to last night. Youngest son (20) went out with hubby to close up the coop. He doesn't usually go in there but last night he did cause he wants some eggs already.
He comes back in the house sayin....
ma you and dad are assholes!
Ok i will play why are we assholes child?
Welp. I went with dad to put YOUR freeloadin girls to bed and there were TWO EGGS in the nest box! And you know WHAT?!?!!?!!! As his hand are all flailin round him. Done took hos hat off his noggin and runnin his hands through his hair. (Mind you this manchild is 6ft 3in and 230lbs k....)They were.not.real.eggs!!!! NO EGGS MA! NONE! NADA! I might have me a cornish hen before long do those freeloadin bug eatin machines not give me any eggs!
Me all prim and proper tryin hard not to bust a gut laughin at him. Oh. Yes child i put those in there a week ago cause the girls were checkin out the nest box.
But MA! NO EGGS! Dumb FAKE eggs?!?!?!!! You already HAVE one freeloadin turkey hen who only lays every other day and she looks mighty tasty! I ain't had no turkey since easter ma. The other hen gives her egg a day why can myrtle the every other day freeloader not give you an egg a day too. He is still flailin arms and wavin his hat.
Then i reminded him that ethyl hasn't been givin eggs regularly this week either most likely cause we moved the poults in the biggs pen and oh the tirade started again. Oh my this manchild keels me some days.


