are ducks worth keeping?

Yep it is..... I like my guineas, some people think they are terrible...
I have a tee shirt that says" Give Geese a Chance"I think we need one here for @duluthralphie That says "Give Ducks a Chance"
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I like Guineas Just don't have any.
 
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also just a question for you duck keepers/ experts out there (thanks for all the help so far
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) is it okay if i put a few geese with them as well like 2-3 am taking about? my local hatchery also sells emeden geese? and i really enjoy how they look. plus a few goose eggs in the spring might be a nice treat once in awhile.
 
I have a tee shirt that says" Give Geese a Chance"I think we need one here for @duluthralphie That says "Give Ducks a Chance"
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I like Guineas Just don't have any.



I want it firmly noted I was forced into this conversation by Holms!

I use to be indifferent towards ducks and geese. Last summer I went to his place to test his birds. He forced me to touch a duck. Even through 3 pairs of latex gloves I could not get the duck off me for 3 weeks.

Also Mankind has a bias against ducks ever since the first duck talked Eve into eating the apple in the Garden of Eden.

Did you know I learned from taking the blood from his ducks it is highly corrosive?




Guineas bring out the savior complex in me. They are so beyond redemption and help that I cannot do anything but give it a try. So far I have not saved one Guinea from a life of crime.
 
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I want it firmly noted I was forced into this conversation by Holms!
Can't argue that...

I use to be indifferent towards ducks and geese. Last summer I went to his place to test his birds. He forced me to touch a duck. Even through 3 pairs of latex gloves I could not get the duck off me for 3 weeks.
what...did he poopoo on you or something?

Also Mankind has a bias against ducks ever since the first duck talked Eve into eating the apple in the Garden of Eden.
It was a snake!

Did you know I learned from taking the blood from his ducks it is highly corrosive?
WHY are you taking their blood?




Guineas bring out the savior complex in me. They are so beyond redemption and help that I cannot do anything but give it a try. So far I have not saved one Guinea from a life of crime.
Of couse not...they are related to CHICKENS!!
 
I want it firmly noted I was forced into this conversation by Holms!
Can't argue that...

I use to be indifferent towards ducks and geese. Last summer I went to his place to test his birds. He forced me to touch a duck. Even through 3 pairs of latex gloves I could not get the duck off me for 3 weeks.
what...did he poopoo on you or something? Oh yea!! It was terrible.

Also Mankind has a bias against ducks ever since the first duck talked Eve into eating the apple in the Garden of Eden.
It was a snake!

That is a misconception spread by people who cannot see the innate evil in webbed footed creature.

Did you know I learned from taking the blood from his ducks it is highly corrosive?
WHY are you taking their blood?
I was testing it for diseases. Which is kind of a monumental tasks considering what they are....



BTW Duck is good if stuffed with sauerkraut..



Guineas bring out the savior complex in me. They are so beyond redemption and help that I cannot do anything but give it a try. So far I have not saved one Guinea from a life of crime.
Of couse not...they are related to CHICKENS!!

I think they are related to coots which are just low class ducks.....














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In case anyone objects to any of this it is just good natured ribbing of my duck loving friends...
 
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Originally Posted by Bills vs Beaks
I want it firmly noted I was forced into this conversation by Holms!
Can't argue that...

I use to be indifferent towards ducks and geese. Last summer I went to his place to test his birds. He forced me to touch a duck. Even through 3 pairs of latex gloves I could not get the duck off me for 3 weeks.
what...did he poopoo on you or something? Oh yea!! It was terrible.
Poor bayby...

Also Mankind has a bias against ducks ever since the first duck talked Eve into eating the apple in the Garden of Eden.
It was a snake!

That is a misconception spread by people who cannot see the innate evil in webbed footed creature.

Also by people who can't READ...

Did you know I learned from taking the blood from his ducks it is highly corrosive?
WHY are you taking their blood?
I was testing it for diseases. Which is kind of a monumental tasks considering what they are....
So your a scientist now?


BTW Duck is good if stuffed with sauerkraut..

Normal stuffing is fine...just sayin

Guineas bring out the savior complex in me. They are so beyond redemption and help that I cannot do anything but give it a try. So far I have not saved one Guinea from a life of crime.
Of couse not...they are related to CHICKENS!!

I think they are related to coots which are just low class ducks.....
Come again?




In case anyone objects to any of this it is just good natured ribbing of my Chicken loving friends...wait a minute...did I say friends?
 
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Originally Posted by Bills vs Beaks
I want it firmly noted I was forced into this conversation by Holms!
Can't argue that...

I use to be indifferent towards ducks and geese. Last summer I went to his place to test his birds. He forced me to touch a duck. Even through 3 pairs of latex gloves I could not get the duck off me for 3 weeks.
what...did he poopoo on you or something? Oh yea!! It was terrible.
Poor bayby...

Also Mankind has a bias against ducks ever since the first duck talked Eve into eating the apple in the Garden of Eden.
It was a snake!

That is a misconception spread by people who cannot see the innate evil in webbed footed creature.

Also by people who can't READ...

Did you know I learned from taking the blood from his ducks it is highly corrosive?
WHY are you taking their blood?
I was testing it for diseases. Which is kind of a monumental tasks considering what they are....
So your a scientist now?


BTW Duck is good if stuffed with sauerkraut..

Normal stuffing is fine...just sayin

Guineas bring out the savior complex in me. They are so beyond redemption and help that I cannot do anything but give it a try. So far I have not saved one Guinea from a life of crime.
Of couse not...they are related to CHICKENS!!

I think they are related to coots which are just low class ducks.....
Come again?




In case anyone objects to any of this it is just good natured ribbing of my Chicken loving friends...wait a minute...did I say friends?
coots? mud hens? there pretty much the lowest class of table waterfowl to eat (they taste like mud) but interestingly there related to cranes it says.
 

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