I want it firmly noted I was forced into this conversation by Holms!
Can't argue that...
I use to be indifferent towards ducks and geese. Last summer I went to his place to test his birds. He forced me to touch a duck. Even through 3 pairs of latex gloves I could not get the duck off me for 3 weeks.
what...did he poopoo on you or something? Oh yea!! It was terrible.
Also Mankind has a bias against ducks ever since the first duck talked Eve into eating the apple in the Garden of Eden.
It was a snake!
That is a misconception spread by people who cannot see the innate evil in webbed footed creature.
Did you know I learned from taking the blood from his ducks it is highly corrosive?
WHY are you taking their blood?
I was testing it for diseases. Which is kind of a monumental tasks considering what they are....
BTW Duck is good if stuffed with sauerkraut..
Guineas bring out the savior complex in me. They are so beyond redemption and help that I cannot do anything but give it a try. So far I have not saved one Guinea from a life of crime.
Of couse not...they are related to CHICKENS!!
I think they are related to coots which are just low class ducks.....
In case anyone objects to any of this it is just good natured ribbing of my duck loving friends...