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Well, I never knew toilet paper could be scrunched!
I prefer the more "genteel" method. Three folds that are nice and neat so that nothing gets left behind - I mean the TOILET PAPER!!!
Maybe someone should set up a poll:
When I clean my glasses, something I am obsessive about, the towel
must be flat for proper, no streak, cleaning. If I was to scrunch up the
towel the glasses would be smeared.
I was always told women are cleaner than men in this respect because
they "methodically" clean up where men, being like gorillas, just grab a whole
roll of TP, wipe once, then pull up their pants.
This post is scaring me bad. I don't know why it is so interesting but it is.
Purple, as a scruncher, believe me, scrunchers can do a good job. There is no law saying you can only wipe once, right? I mean, as a folder, would you STOP another round of folded TP to do the complete deed?
Now I know what I have always suspected about men spending so long in the bathroom. They are folding and folding, along with briefcases of reading materials! Can't men find a more pleasant place to read??? BAHAHAHAHAHAH......
Just a little toilet teasing, flushing away now.....