Are you attached to your cell phone?

[theoldchick]

Don't have a watch, and don't have a cell phone attached to my hip, head, ear or whatever. Can't stand the ring of a cell phone so I selected vibrate. One day some one called me, I heard the vibration on the seat where I had tossed the phone, thought a bee had got in my car and gave my car seat a karate chop. That cell phone bounced out the car window to escape my blows and was never seen again.

One cell phone hid in my purse and tried to run when I grabbed for it. Dang thing went to the deepest pocket and hid under all the junk. Sometimes it camouflaged itself with gum wrappers. Then I dump the content the contents of my purse with a mighty swing of my arm. Girly junk pours across the bed and the cell phone hits the floors. I bend over to get it only to have my glasses slide down my nose. I move my foot to get my balance and hear the crunch of plastic under my foot. Oh well......

My current cell phone is safely wrapped in luxurious cowhide. Nestled deeply in hand-carved leather it sits quietly in the cell phone pocket of my purse. Never makes a sound. Doesn't move. Just sits there. Occasionally it will ask for a bit of electricity which I supply. Rarely when someone calls me it makes this polite itty bitty beeping noise just to let me know there is a chance to communicate if I want to. No pressure though, it will take the message if needed.

Best cell phone ever!