Ducks are so nice looking, they'd probably be fun to have if you have a nice big pond. I have a pond, it just doesn't have water in it most of the time.

When it does, there are massive amounts of mosquitoes.
I found a home for Gabriel this afternoon. One of my coworkers is interested in breeding him to her mixed breed flock for a few seasons. I told her all about his attitude, and she says she can deal with that. After a few years of running around her farm and breeding he'd eventually end up in the stewpot,

but that's probably about the best I can do for him.